Hmmm how do I put this....passing gas at work??

[NewJersey]

Okay...sooo...this is probably a TMI conversation but when you're at work (and if you don't have your own office) what do you do if you have to pass some gas?

Usually I can tell (don't know how) that it will be silent so I don't mind and hope the smell isn't bad as it 90% of the time isn't. The other 10% of the time I get my bath and body works hand sanitizer out and clean my hands just so the smell of that which is suprisingly strong, mask the 'odor'.

But when I feel like it could be loud, I'll either start to make a lot of noise or cough really loudly to dim out the noise. If I have advance warning, I get up and walk to the lobby or anywhere else to get some privacy and let it go.

I love when I'm alone in the elevator and I can pass gas freely....but it's not good when someone gets on immediately after I do it and I turn a bright red from embarassment.

so what do you do when you have to?

Honestly, I can't believe I made a thread like this. Way TMI probably.

 

[Papa Deuce]

LOL... passing gas is a hobby where I work!

 

[Louise-Montreal]

The stuff I learn on the DIS boards.............

 

[NewJersey]

And sometimes, nothing de-stressify's me like passing some gas!

 

[Planogirl]

Men!

 

[hiwaygal]

 

[MUFFYCAT]

Men!

 

[NewJersey]

Men!

Aren't we the best!!

 

[Tiziminchac]

Usually I can tell (don't know how) that it will be silent so I don't mind and hope the smell isn't bad as it 90% of the time isn't. The other 10% of the time I get my bath and body works hand sanitizer out and clean my hands just so the smell of that which is suprisingly strong, mask the 'odor'.

This is just too easy, I must move on.

 

[snowwhitesmom]

ohmybejeezus

 

[kendall]

Oh tag fairy

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Where's the poll and do you wad, fold, or roll your toilet paper.

And to answer your question, I'm a SAHM, so I look at one of the dogs and say, "Magic, awful gas!" or "Sheena, EWWWWWW!".

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Have you been drinking??

 

[NewJersey]

Where's the poll and do you wad, fold, or roll your toilet paper.

I'm a folder!!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm a folder!!

I don't trust folders... Control freaks they all are...

 

[NewJersey]

Have you been drinking??

Just a glass of wine!

ETA: We're all family here, right?

 

[snowwhitesmom]

MEATBALL!
My old new best friend! How have you been?

 

[Tjaleks]

LOL... passing gas is a hobby where I work!

I have my own can of Oust in my desk at work for this very reason!!!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

MEATBALL!
My old new best friend! How have you been?

I'm still kickin.

 

[NewJersey]

I don't trust folders... Control freaks they all are...

Note to self: Try rolling next time.

I guess you're happy you don't work with me?