Hillary's First Night As President

[stevenpensacola]

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,



"Go to the theater."

This was a JOKE. Don't flame me just because you might be a Hillary fan....just get over it.

 

[binny]

 

[figment52]

Love it!!! Thanks

 

[eclectics]

I love a joke when you can take out a name and insert one of your own choosing!

 

[Southern4sure]

How funny!....

I just sent this to DH and several others.

 

[hiwaygal]

 

[LightBurnsBlue]

Gotta tell my mom that one.

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

Well done!

 

[dennis99ss]

Would you be upset if I say the joke this way:

George W. Bush gets elected President and is spending his
first night in the White House. He has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and W says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says W, "I don't know about that, I have Iraq in my sights."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
W says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that, plus, I didn't do it during Vietnam."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
W says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,



"Go to the theater."

 

[drakethib]

 

[HonestAbe]

That is SOOOOO MEAN.

But it is also SOOOOOOO

 

[eclectics]

Would you be upset if I say the joke this way:

George W. Bush gets elected President and is spending his
first night in the White House. He has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and W says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says W, "I don't know about that, I have Iraq in my sights."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
W says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that, plus, I didn't do it during Vietnam."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
W says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,



"Go to the theater."

And if Dick Cheney was in the audience in his hunting outfit, I would really be worried!

 

[Tiziminchac]

Would you be upset if I say the joke this way:

If anyone out there got upset over this joke (with either Bush or Clinton) they should try and relax and not take everything so seriously.

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

How about with Bill.

Bill Clinton is President and is spending his
first night in the White House. He has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Bill says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Bill, "I'm seeing an intern and she has sharp teeth."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Bill says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I did, and they told me to have the carpet cleaned."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Bill, "How can I best preserve my legacy?"
Lincoln says,


"Go to the theater, keep low, and have Ted Kennedy drive Hillary home."

 

[robinb]

And if Dick Cheney was in the audience in his hunting outfit, I would really be worried!

Now that is funny!