Hicks on Holiday, Park day two, Magic Kingdom
Sept. 18, 2007
Tikitikitikitikitikitikitikitiki Room...OR...What the Heck Were THEY Smoking???
The Hicks were Hot.
Smokin' Hot.
And it wasn't just because their soooo good lookin'.
And, due to Sarah's obnoxiously obsessive over-planning,
(ooooh, nice alliteration there!)
they found themselves with a few moments to spare.
Since there seemed to be a local avian nightclub with room,
AND apparently under new management, they decided to check it out.
Ok, ok, I SHOULD have remembered this attraction.
We managed to visit it on one of our previous trips.
SINCE the new management.
We had also visited it on our honeymoon...old management still intact.
Maybe it was that the a/c froze my brain cells last time,
but it wasn't until half way through the show THIS TIME, that I remembered...
THIS SHOW IS A DRUG INDUCED NIGHTMARE.
There, I said it.
You can disagree with me if you want,
subject me to multiple viewings of the Country Bear Jamboree,
The Hall of the Presidents
and whatever other Disney drivel you can find,
but I will not sit through this again.
My mental note is MUCH more firmly in place this time.
We were glad to escape back into the FL heat...
and that's saying something.
We still had a little time before the parade.
We decided that the parade is a must do for the first timers.
We also decided, that since we had ressies at Liberty Tree Tavern,
that the logical next step would be to get seats across from it in Frontier town.
Half of the group then decided that they wanted to ride Big Thunder Mountain Railroad,
while the rest of us held the seats.
During this conversation,
we were standing in the covered hallway that connects Adventureland to Frontierland.
We were standing enjoying the stray a/c that floated out of the bathrooms there.
Heck, we probably even USED the bathrooms there.
I'm just saying.
We headed out of the tunnel,
and were greeted by a young couple passing us,
who were impressed with our matching shirts.
This picture actually occured later, but it illustrates my point
The woman seemed soooo familiar to me.
Suddenly, out of my mouth comes the phrase "Are you from **insert hometown here**?"
The woman stopped, turned around, and said "Hey, you're the lady from Curves!"
INDEED, I AM the lady from Curves!
The funny thing is, I work out very rarely,
and think I have only had one conversation with this girl EVER.
But I digress...
The lady turned to her guy and said "Honey, this is the lady that told me about free dining!"
To which her new husband turned to me, grabbed my hand, and shook it saying, "Wow, thanks! You saved us a lot of money."
My family was astonished!
Yes, that's right.
I AM the Disney Diva.
Yes, the ONE conversation I have ever had with this woman,
was about her upcoming honeymoon to WDW,
and how she needed to check into Free Dining.
They were eating like the honeymoon King and Queen that they should be.
I was so happy.
There were hugs all around,
and then they were off on their honeymoon way,
and we split up to go finish our plans.
Next up: I miss the Snowglobes.