Hicks on Holiday 2 - Done Brung the Kin Folk-Sept. 07 w/pics UPDATE 12/10/08 pg 41

Part - I can't remember what part it is, but we're still on Day three, the first day in the parks, at Epcot --
And Then Something Really Exciting Happened!

So when we last left the Hicks, they had just left the Princess Storybook Breakfast --
Where the vittles are pretty good and the Princesses and Good and Purty.

We were running a little bit behind schedule, because we had to wait on them there princesses to get around to meeting us. :confused3

It was a bit after 9:30 am.

Instead of heading over to Soarin', as originally planned, we decided to head over to Test Track, which was arguably closer and potentially not as crowded.
We figured we'd have to pick up fastpasses for Soarin' anyway, so the extra time wouldn't really hurt.

We discussed it amongst ourselves, and Mom did not want any part of Test Track, so she volunteered to stay with the two littlest.

At this, Danger Boy (ds8) decides that if Grandma is not riding, neither is he.

Danger Boy, for all his bravado, is askeered of everything. :scared1:

We have made a family agreement that every trip, each person tries something new to ride.
Danger Boy originally chose Test Track, but now faced with the actuallity, he backs out. :sad2:

So they make themselves comfy on a bench and we head in, pausing only to make sure Princess K is tall enough.

Princess K surprises us on this trip.
Although we knew that Danger Boy was actually a scaredy cat, we had NO idea that K was a daredevil! :eek:

We walk right through the line of Test Track, and are escorted right into a staging room.

At this point, I have noticed something unusual.

There are several official looking people hanging around, including a few in BABY BLUE SHIRTS AND VESTS!!!

I am GEEEEEEEKED! :woohoo:

No one around me realizes who these people are.
But I... I who spend WAY too much time on the DIS, realize that they are the illustrious Dream Team.

Too many people in the room to get a night in the castle, thinks I.

It has to be something smaller, like hats, lanyards OR....

Suddenly, one of the Team welcomes us and says they have some safety info. ;)

No, not really. They just want to tell us that we have won...

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(sorry so blurry!)

Yup, that's right, we got DREAM FAST PASSES! :cool1:

As soon as the Team members lined up in front of us, I started jumping up and down. :yay:

John and the Bionic SIL started looking at me like I was nuts.

But once I explained what we were being handed, they were all smiles.

We proceeded onto Test Track, and really enjoyed it, especially Stitch Jr., and Princess K.

Here is John,The Inquisitor, and myself, along with two, absolutely bored, complete strangers in the back seat.

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I think the safety belt is slimming, no?

And here is: Back seat - Disneygirl, Princess K, and Pochahontas Jr.
Front seat: Bionic SIL, The Chef, and Stitch Jr.

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The Chef, although brave enough to go on rides, prefers to experience them with both eyes covered. :rotfl:
And look at Princess K! What a trooper! She would prove to be almost as brave as Disneygirl this trip. :cheer2:

And the best part of every thrill ride was Stitch Jr. yelling "THIS....IS....AWE-SOME!!!" LOL

So we got off the ride, and went to find those left behind.

Excited, we tried our best to explain to my mom, the woman who has never been to WDW, never ridden a ride at WDW, never even waited in a line at WDW, what these magical pieces of blue plastic like material were.

She took our word for it. LOL

We sauntered over to the Land, cocky now, dream fast passes in hand.

LINE?!? We don't need no stinkin' line! WE have FAST PASSES!!!

Well, of course, not ALL of us have fast passes. This might be a fatal flaw in our plan.
We convene a mini-hick high council, and decide that John and The Chef will sit out, after gettin Fast passes for later, and watch Bitsy and Babycakes.

The rest of us would ride Soarin' with our DREAM FAST PASSES, then do the rest of the Land attractions while waiting for their fast passes to come due.

This worked splendidly.
The only glitches --
Princess K who LOVED Test Track, went hysterical on Soarin',
and Mom, who I thought would like it, decided half way through that it was making her dizzy, and repeatedly asked how much longer.
:rolleyes1

I LOVE this ride, and Bionic SIL and kids did too. It ended up being one of their favs.
They moved back to MI from CA 2 years ago, so they loved seeing the CA sights.

We gathered up our crew, and headed for Living with the Land.

I really like this ride, and especially now that the spiel is automated.
My kids first trip they were just amazed at the green house.
So we usually make it a point to ride this one.

When we got off, it was pretty close to time for John and the Chef to ride Soarin', so we made arrangements to meet them by the main entrance to the pavillion.

We decided to see Circle of Life. We were kind of hoping to sit and wait for the next show, but we happened to walk in just as they were calling for last seating.
I had never had a desire to see this. And having seen it, I have the desire never to see it again.
The best part, is while walking out, I hear Stitch Jr. say under his breath "Well THAT was a waste of time." :lmao:
Not to mention it was sooooo LOUD. What is it with Disney and having the volume to a point that you can hardly take it?

Anyway. We still found ourselves with plenty of time to waste.
So we decided to get a snack.
The Seasons food court is pretty well set up, with a lot of interesting food choices.
We decided just to get a few sodas and chips to share, using our snack credits.

At one point, I think before we ordered, while we were seating everyone, we realized that Danger Boy was not with us. :sad2:

I looked around the food court, and sure enough, there he was, kind of zigging and zagging around, looking for us.
We started yelling for him, but he couldn't tell where we were, and started running around crazy like.
One of us finally caught up with him
Thus fulfilling the prediction that he was the one most likely to get lost,
AND prompting a discussion about STANDING STILL if you get lost.

A tidbit that would come in handy later in the week for one unlucky hick.

But I digress.

We catch sight of John and the Chef going up the stairs and wave them down.
We are ready to head over to see Nemo and friends at the Living Seas.

Next up: "Don't worry, it's just like Stich, with fish..."
 
Love it Sarah! Great update! Too funny on your DD thinking there was some great consiracy afloat to just convince her she had been to Disneyworld! :rotfl: THe pic of the boys checking out the princesses is priceless! :lmao:

They keep us entertained, no?

I have a bil who is so cheap that he once took his daughter (age 4) to a merry go round at a local mall and convinced her that she was at Disney World. She is 14 now and still not really sure if it was or not. She plays half a dozen instruments, is an honors student, speaks several languages and is involved in a million sports so it says a lot about her not being 'spoiled'. BTW, said bil is a millionaire but his wife and daughter think he is poorer than dirt.:confused3


I have been to Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg a million times and can attest to the fact that it is truly 'hick' territory. Where else can you trout fish from your motel room deck or want to?

Slightly Goofy

Evil BIL! I can't even plan a WDW trip without telling my kids, I get too excited and they can figure out what I am doing on the computer. They are way too savvy. LOL

Trout fishing from our room deck? Be still my heart. Why in the world have we been wasting all our time at WDW? :laughing:
 
Great update!:thumbsup2

My DD3 is fearless too.:goodvibes She even rode TOT...

Lovin' all the pictures.:goodvibes

YAY:yay: Dream fastpasses!:cheer2:
 

DisneyMom5, your son is one smart cookie. He is using Grandma like the canary in the mine. If she does not die he thinks it is safe for him. My grandson did the same thing on our trip. He knows I am the biggest chicken of all time and he refused to ride anything I would not ride. We did the Transit thing and he freaked out mid ride and came over by me where I made a 'magic circle of love' that made his dad shake his head in dismay. We loved it though. Now that he is a hunky 16 year old he would make to make a circle for me. He is now insisting that I ride the most dangerous ride of my life, in his car with him at the steering wheel. :scared1:

Did it ever occur to you that the Dream Team looks for families as large as yours to give the passes to just to make room in the line for the rest of us? :rotfl: I am glad you got them as it sure did make your day a lot better. Those can only be used that one day, am I right?

If you think trout fishing from your motel room deck is cool you would love what my bil once did. He lives in a trailer on a mountain and one morning he stepped out (in deer hunting season) and shot a deer before breakfast. When he went out to check there had been another, smaller one, behind and he got both of them with one bullet. Round my parts we eat the meat, along with squirrel, rabbit and some eat more exotic fare such as possum. I know hicks. I are one. Now that I have a bit of cash I am more a Mountain William than a Hillbilly though. :thumbsup2

Slightly Goofy
 
some time she could get her dh to stay onsite. :thumbsup2
Watch out for flying pigs when that happens! :lmao:

Thanks! Since you know them IRL, that's a complement. :goodvibes
You know, I think they get cuter every time I see them!
Mickey ears? Did you notice that his blue shirt is not even a mickey shirt? (Or is that what you meant?)
Rule #1 with John -- he would like you all to believe that he doesn't play well with others, and that he's "not into the Disney thing."
[He actually loves it!]
I tried to point out that he looked odder NOT matching us, but he wouldn't buy it. Sigh.

Some guy volunteered to take one with each of our cameras. Disney people are good people! :wizard:

Silly girl, yes, that is what I meant! John sounds a lot like Brian. He likes to complain about me "making" him go to Disney every year, but he LOVES it! He thinks it's a well kept secret, but most people know it!

And yes, Disney people ARE good people!

I have been to Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg a million times and can attest to the fact that it is truly 'hick' territory. Where else can you trout fish from your motel room deck or want to?

Slightly Goofy

NOBODY tell my husband ab out this motel!!!!!

No, not really. They just want to tell us that we have won...

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(sorry so blurry!)

Yup, that's right, we got DREAM FAST PASSES! :cool1:

COOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!
I had never had a desire to see this. And having seen it, I have the desire never to see it again.
You done made me spit coffee out of my nose!!!!!
 
the most entertaining trip/food report I've seen yet on the boards! LOL What a hoot :rotfl2:

I've been to Dollywood and yes, it was ... um ... enlightening to a Canadian city girl to hear such gems as "honey, now done go get the veHICle cuz the young'uns need to git home" and "oh no, we're plumb right out of pickle juice" (huh?) LOL

I promise never to type (or say) "eh" if you promise to keep writing reports! It's the best of both worlds for me - tres humourous writing and great food porn! :banana:

You have a beautiful family! Love those matching shirts (OT, we're having a Grand Gathering next year at WDW. I can't think of a really good "slogan" to put on the shirts!)

Oh, and my husband is the same when it comes to any non-European trip - egads, not Disney LOL
 
Food court "those thingies that look like yo-yos but roll up and down a curved stick thing."
Princess K looked like she had a bone to pick with me.

:mad:

“This is NOT Disney World!!!” said Princess K.

“Yes it is,” said I.

“No, it is not!”

“Why do you say that?”

“WHERE are the rides? WHERE are the PRINCESSES?!?”

“Well, the rides are at the parks, and it is past the princesses bed times as they have to get a good night’s sleep so they can have breakfast with you tomorrow.”

“OH!” said Princess K with VERY big eyes, and she plopped down and went to sleep.

LOL about the yo-yo-like things! Tessa thought the same thing when we went on our last trip ( she was 3). She was really pouty and we didn't even know why. Then, on the bus ride to Magic Kingdom, she spotted the castle and exclaimed "This IS Disney World!" I think she thought Disney world was just the hotel (as cool as Pop Century is, it's no Magic Kingdom).

There are several official looking people hanging around, including a few in BABY BLUE SHIRTS AND VESTS!!!

I think the safety belt is slimming, no?

The Chef, although brave enough to go on rides, prefers to experience them with both eyes covered. :rotfl:

We started yelling for him, but he couldn't tell where we were, and started running around crazy like.
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OOOOHHH!!!!! Wow!!!! How Cool about the fast passes!!!

Yes, I find you to look quite trim in the safety belt.

:rotfl2: about The Chef!

:rotfl2: I'm so sorry that I'm finding the image of him running around all "crazy like" to be quite humorous. :lmao:



I promise never to type (or say) "eh" if you promise to keep writing reports!
You forget, we live up here in Michigan and are known to say "eh" ourselves- eh?
 
My pleasure! Hey, when I find me some funny TR, I like to share

You know, you're just encouraging me with all the attention and flattery. Your bribe is in the mail.

DisneyMom5, your son is one smart cookie. He is using Grandma like the canary in the mine. If she does not die he thinks it is safe for him. My grandson did the same thing on our trip. He knows I am the biggest chicken of all time and he refused to ride anything I would not ride. We did the Transit thing and he freaked out mid ride and came over by me where I made a 'magic circle of love' that made his dad shake his head in dismay. We loved it though. Now that he is a hunky 16 year old he would make to make a circle for me. He is now insisting that I ride the most dangerous ride of my life, in his car with him at the steering wheel.

Did it ever occur to you that the Dream Team looks for families as large as yours to give the passes to just to make room in the line for the rest of us? I am glad you got them as it sure did make your day a lot better. Those can only be used that one day, am I right?

If you think trout fishing from your motel room deck is cool you would love what my bil once did. He lives in a trailer on a mountain and one morning he stepped out (in deer hunting season) and shot a deer before breakfast. When he went out to check there had been another, smaller one, behind and he got both of them with one bullet. Round my parts we eat the meat, along with squirrel, rabbit and some eat more exotic fare such as possum. I know hicks. I are one. Now that I have a bit of cash I am more a Mountain William than a Hillbilly though.

Slightly Goofy

"Canary in the mine." :rotfl:
Grandma would be a bad one, because she has never really been on ANY rides in her lifetime. But she did find some she LOVED in WDW. Y'all will just have to wait to see which ones.

My dd will be driving in a couple of years. :scared1:

So the dream team gives US passes to get us out of the way. Brilliant. I think they should continue that policy. :thumbsup2

TWO deer with one bullet. That's pretty amazing.

I don't eat anything that is a fuzzy woodland creature. Blech.

Didn't know about Mountain Williams. Hmmm....

PBS had a great documentary on the other week that was called "People Like Us." It was about class levels in America. I thought it was fascinating.

It's amazing how much of "class levels" is NOT economic! Some of the "rednecks" at the "Redneck Olympics" had plenty of money.
Anyway, it was very interesting. I highly recommend it.

Watch out for flying pigs when that happens! :lmao:
You know, I think they get cuter every time I see them!
Silly girl, yes, that is what I meant! John sounds a lot like Brian. He likes to complain about me "making" him go to Disney every year, but he LOVES it! He thinks it's a well kept secret, but most people know it!
And yes, Disney people ARE good people!
NOBODY tell my husband about this motel!!!!!

You done made me spit coffee out of my nose!!!!!

You mean H doesn't like to go to WDW! :eek:
Wow, that's brutal.

Thanks on the cute comment. It depends on the day. I usually find them cute, but it lessens the naughtier they get. LOL

Brian just likes being far away from here. LOL That's what John likes.

You think Brian would buy you a timeshare at the Trout Fishing Deck Motel?

Sorry about the coffee spitting. You never can tell what people will find nose-spitting funny. :rotfl2:

the most entertaining trip/food report I've seen yet on the boards! LOL What a hoot :rotfl2:

I've been to Dollywood and yes, it was ... um ... enlightening to a Canadian city girl to hear such gems as "honey, now done go get the veHICle cuz the young'uns need to git home" and "oh no, we're plumb right out of pickle juice" (huh?) LOL

I promise never to type (or say) "eh" if you promise to keep writing reports! It's the best of both worlds for me - tres humourous writing and great food porn! :banana:

You have a beautiful family! Love those matching shirts (OT, we're having a Grand Gathering next year at WDW. I can't think of a really good "slogan" to put on the shirts!)

Oh, and my husband is the same when it comes to any non-European trip - egads, not Disney LOL

Thanks! That is quite a compliment.

Pickle juice?!? I'm not sure I want to know. LOL

Like Heather says below, we're from Michigan. Eh is very common. That and Yah. Have you ever seen the movie "Escanaba in da Moonlight" ? There is a fine line between a Canadian and a Yooper.

I highly recommend disneyshopping.com for inexpensive matching t-shirts. They had sizes up to 4X on those mouse shirts.
Watch for discounts AND free shipping.

LOL about the yo-yo-like things! Tessa thought the same thing when we went on our last trip ( she was 3). She was really pouty and we didn't even know why. Then, on the bus ride to Magic Kingdom, she spotted the castle and exclaimed "This IS Disney World!" I think she thought Disney world was just the hotel (as cool as Pop Century is, it's no Magic Kingdom).

OOOOHHH!!!!! Wow!!!! How Cool about the fast passes!!!

Yes, I find you to look quite trim in the safety belt.

:rotfl2: about The Chef!

:rotfl2: I'm so sorry that I'm finding the image of him running around all "crazy like" to be quite humorous. :lmao:

You forget, we live up here in Michigan and are known to say "eh" ourselves- eh?

The running around crazy would have been a lot more humorous if we had not been franticly trying to catch him. LOL

Thanks for reading all!
 
"Canary in the mine."
Grandma would be a bad one, because she has never really been on ANY rides in her lifetime. But she did find some she LOVED in WDW. Y'all will just have to wait to see which ones. Being a coal miners daughter, w/o the musical talent I know from canaries. Confidence in ones grandma is good, whether misplaced or not."

My dd will be driving in a couple of years. Do what I did and my dd is now doing figure out how they cannot start until Spring. No new drivers in winter allowed in my family!

So the dream team gives US passes to get us out of the way. Brilliant. I think they should continue that policy.I can see your point of view. :laughing:

TWO deer with one bullet. That's pretty amazing.Even for my neck of the woods that is good.

I don't eat anything that is a fuzzy woodland creature. Blech. You do when you are in a large family and have known this way of eating since you were born. Not anymore though. I am still capable of going out and shooting/fishing for my dinner should I have to though. Country gals will survive!

Didn't know about Mountain Williams. Hmmm....:laughing:

PBS had a great documentary on the other week that was called "People Like Us." It was about class levels in America. I thought it was fascinating.Heck, we even watch the same shows! We are edumacated hicks.

It's amazing how much of "class levels" is NOT economic! Some of the "rednecks" at the "Redneck Olympics" had plenty of money.
Anyway, it was very interesting. I highly recommend it.Redneck is a lifestyle not a class. I do not like what SOME folks have made of being redneck though. Redneck is down to earth folks to me NOT ignorant hateful 'ist' type folks who seem to thrive on being jerks.

Out to bag trash. Fun never ends!!

SG/Linda
 
Thanks! That is quite a compliment.
~ It's true!

Pickle juice?!? I'm not sure I want to know. LOL
~ I don't want to know either, but if you'd seen the man saying it, you'd have run like we wanted to LOL

Like Heather says below, we're from Michigan. Eh is very common. That and Yah. Have you ever seen the movie "Escanaba in da Moonlight" ? There is a fine line between a Canadian and a Yooper.
~ OK, I had to look Yooper up as I've never heard the term before! Looks like Yooper is spoken only on the East Coast, so no Yoopers here on the West Coast :rotfl2:

I highly recommend disneyshopping.com for inexpensive matching t-shirts. They had sizes up to 4X on those mouse shirts.
Watch for discounts AND free shipping.
~ I would LOVE to order stuff from disney.com, but their free shipping is only for Americans, and their shipping costs to Canada are calculated on the hugely unfair premise that Canada is an international destination when shipping from the US! So, if I was to buy $20 worth of stuff, I'd have to pay $50+ in shipping costs - rudeness, I tell you! :sad2:

Have a wonderful day!
 
lisalonglash, maybe you could strike a deal with one of our elderly folks who comes your way for cheaper pharmaceuticals and you can help them smuggle their drugs out while they smuggle in your Disney stuff? Is that not what 'fair trade' is?

I agree with you that is a bummer. Wish I could help but I am too far from the border.

Slightly Goofy
 
lisalonglash, maybe you could strike a deal with one of our elderly folks who comes your way for cheaper pharmaceuticals and you can help them smuggle their drugs out while they smuggle in your Disney stuff? Is that not what 'fair trade' is?

I agree with you that is a bummer. Wish I could help but I am too far from the border.

Slightly Goofy

LMAO!:rotfl2: Surely that sort of transaction is included under NAFTA or something, right? :rotfl:

PS: Did you get my PM about your son's cool green mickey on his hair? :yay:
 
Hi,

I just read the whole report and am loving it WOOHOO for the passes too bad you all didn't get them.
 
Whooohoooo on the FP's shame they don't give them to your whole party though!

Love your TT photos, we had boring passengers with us as well you almost want to tell them to have fun they're at Disney :rotfl2:
 
It is a dreary day here. Great day for reading but I had to go to the dump etc. instead. After I clean upstairs I might have time to read though. Incentive, I need incentive! :thumbsup2

lisalonglash, NAFTA is exactly what I was thinking of. You must have PM'd someone else as my son is so tall that he could not see a Mickey on his head without a ladder. :rotfl2:

DisneyJo, there are some folks who are just unbearably shy and come across as being bored or unfriendly. I try to smile and engage folks but you just cannot please everyone. Good thing is that there are few who cannot be coaxed into smiling back at DW since the kinds of folks who choose to go there are generally outgoing folks, like YOU!!

SG/Linda
 
My dd will be driving in a couple of years. Do what I did and my dd is now doing figure out how they cannot start until Spring. No new drivers in winter allowed in my family!

That's the plan! Her b-day is not until spring, so I don't plan on starting the process until AFTER she is 15. I'm a mean, stingy mama, I know.

PBS had a great documentary on the other week that was called "People Like Us." It was about class levels in America. I thought it was fascinating.Heck, we even watch the same shows! We are edumacated hicks.
I have seen shirts that say "I are Hom skooled." We're not quite that bad. LOL


~ OK, I had to look Yooper up as I've never heard the term before! Looks like Yooper is spoken only on the East Coast, so no Yoopers here on the West Coast

There are NO Yoopers on the East Coast of anything, except for the East Coast of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Yoopers are people from the U. P. (UuuuuP ers) They tend to be a Michigan/Canadian blend, with an awful lot of Scandinavian thrown in.
And might I add the NOT being able to order from Disneyshopping.com would probably be the deal breaker if we were offered a move to Canada.
I'm just saying.


Hi,

I just read the whole report and am loving it WOOHOO for the passes too bad you all didn't get them.

Thanks! Well, since they didn't want to ride, it's only fair they miss out. :rolleyes1

Whooohoooo on the FP's shame they don't give them to your whole party though!

Love your TT photos, we had boring passengers with us as well you almost want to tell them to have fun they're at Disney :rotfl2:

Thanks! Aren't the pics fun? We never purchase them, so I wish they would put all rides on the photopass.

What a great trip report! Just got caught up! Loving your style!

Post an update soon :surfweb:

Thanks! I am hoping to get back to updating. Been a crazy week. New stuff is up on the food report if you are following that.

It is a dreary day here. Great day for reading but I had to go to the dump etc. instead. After I clean upstairs I might have time to read though. Incentive, I need incentive! :thumbsup2

SG/Linda

I get to "pre-read" all of my kids books. We use a literature based curriculum, Sonlight(.com), and I enjoy the books as much as they do.
It's nice to have an excuse to curl up with a book, especially as it gets colder out! :goodvibes

Thanks for sticking with me all of you. Hoping to update soon!
 












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