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dwbakerjr

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger awakened his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Hmmm… see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders, and then says…
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three o’clock. Theologically, it's evident that the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”
“What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger speaks; "Tonto, someone has stolen our tent."
 

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