Hey! Lush Ladies!!!

[Miss Jasmine]

What kind of thread you think you are on?

I'm sorry. I wasn't being very proper. Bad me.

I shall now go sand say 20 Hail Marys and 20 Our Fathers.

 

[Briarmom]

....when I looked down and found a wallet filled with hundred dollar bills. I promptly took it to the police station....

...then I took my husbands suits to the dry cleaner. He only likes them to be dry cleaned by the cleaner that is 45 minutes away, but I don't mind, he IS the one that works, after all...

 

[imsorry]

I must run home to put on my cocktail (excuse the expression!) dress and mix hubby a martini and get his slippers!!

 

[mickeyboat]

...then I took my husbands suits to the dry cleaner. He only likes them to be dry cleaned by the cleaner that is 45 minutes away, but I don't mind, he IS the one that works, after all...

Stay at home moms are great, working moms are great, moms who work from home are great.

Denae

 

[ashjohnson80]

...after i left the police station i went to take communion at church with grape juice, not wine...

 

[SherryNC]

I was thinking of : Hey! Proper Ladies Club Members!

Alright, don't start talkin freakin nonsense. I do not want to be proper.

Hey, we are who we are and I'm not ashamed.

Ash, I LOVE the subjects.

 

[Briarmom]

Stay at home moms are great, working moms are great, moms who work from home are great.

Denae

Truer words were never spoken my dear.

Now, do you prefer to soak your hand in Palmolive before you make dinner, or after you make the cookies for the bake sale?

 

[ashjohnson80]

...then i went to the Christian Supply Store to buy a tshirt for my mom for her birthday...

 

[Aidensmom]

Is there a yawn-y smiley?

 

[SillyMe]

Ash, what the heck are you talking about?

 

[Briarmom]

Are we allowed to banana just a teeny bit? Or is that bad now?

 

[Aidensmom]

Alright, don't start talkin freakin nonsense. I do not want to be proper.

Did you check the title of the thread?

 

[mtblujeans]

Is there a yawn-y smiley?

 

[SherryNC]

Ok, one more serious thought (aren't serious and philosphical drunks a drag?)......I think it's perfectly acceptable to have a little fun and poke at certain threads/topics. However, singling out posters by names does cross the line to not keeping it "Dis friendly". We are smart cookies and catch on quick so no need to spell everything out. Perhaps the mods/Webmasters would take our good natured ribbing into consideration and if they think we are getting too rowdy then they will give us a gentle reminder and not put us in permanent lockdown.

 

[mickeyboat]

I am serving tea, ladies. Would you like one lump or two?

Denae

 

[imsorry]

I changed the title again - I think they are so confused now they will leave us alone

 

[Aidensmom]

I hate to admit this, but in the last 10 minutes I have been laughing more on this thread than I have all day!

 

[mtblujeans]

Ash, what the heck are you talking about?

So, for this thread would it be "going to HECK in a handbasket"? Is heck the nasty code word around here??

 

[SherryNC]

Ash, what the heck are you talking about?

She is trying to follow my advice. I'm afraid my particular pearls may have gone unnoticed at the bottom of the page.

I can't believe she changed the title. I am NOT changing my signature. I don't wanna pull a Prince. I'm surprised she didn't put "The now in rehab Lush Ladies".

 

[Cantw8]

I thought maybe I would stroll down to the Senior center with the monkey. You know how those elderly love monkeys!! It breaths life back into them and after all, I feel that as a contributing member of society, it is my duty to care for my elders

....maybe I can talk the monkey into throwing some poop on 'em and biting them in the ****...haa-haa-haa, I can't be stopped...I am not proper baaaawwaaaa