Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN
THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
WHY?
BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... HOUSE!
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
A: One. Only ONE!!
And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN
THE SAME SPOT!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
WHY?
BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE
12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... HOUSE!
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
Could you please go over that one more time? I'm not sure if you actually answered the question. 
