Here's my platform, what's yours?

[LaraK]

I believe that America is the most wonderful place in the world.

I believe that diets suck. Under my administration there will be no further dieting. In fact, to ensure there is no need to diet, I will tax anyone who's body mass index is below mine. I'm tired of conforming to skinny minnie model types, time to come over to the plump side America.

I believe in personal rights. My personal rights. I will create a law legalizing the beating of anyone who drives below the speed limit in the left lane. It will also be permissible to ram into a person who has 10 items in the 8 items or less with your shopping cart. Every citizen will be required to eat anything they throw out of their car windows, including cigarette butts.

I believe in educating every child. I believe that parents who are irritating should be fined for each point they make your blood pressure go up.

I plan to make America better by moving the seat of government to Liberty Square. What world decisions CAN'T be made while taking a turn around the Haunted Mansion? It's a Small World after all!

A vote for LaraK is a vote for chaos, but what the heck, don't we have that already?

 

[famofsix]

I am sorry I can't vote for you it's rumored you have problems with your underwear

 

[LaraK]

I am sorry I can't vote for you it's rumored you have problems with your underwear

Have no fear! I've given up underwear. It was a childhood transgression and shouldn't be used against me.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Where do dust bunnies fit into your administration? Enquiring minds want to know!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

If you tell me where you stand on having people like Judy Judy on the Supreme Court., I will let you know if you will have my vote.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

My platform would have to involve sleeping in on the weekends and a daily break for "Judge Judy"..

ETA...OMG, Shay, I didn't even read your post until after I posted mine! Great minds think alike...ITA!


oh yes, LaraK...what is your stand on drive-thrus??

 

[famofsix]

does your running mate have funky glasses and wear her hair up most times?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

My platform would have to involve sleeping in on the weekends and a daily break for "Judge Judy"..

ETA...OMG, Shay, I didn't even read your post until after I posted mine! Great minds think alike...ITA!


oh yes, LaraK...what is your stand on drive-thrus??

Oh so true not liking drive thrus could be a deal breaker for many of us.

And yes great minds do think alike

 

[Mkrop]

I need to know your stance on Mice and Ducks.

Rumor has it you have issues with Dalamation slobber? Can you confirm or deny?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Also what do you think about foods?
Like
Pie, Puddin, and graham crackers.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I need to know your stance on Mice and Ducks.

Rumor has it you have issues with Dalamation slobber? Can you confirm or deny?

Honey, Dalmation slobber can't even begin to compare with Slobbermouth slobber (God rest his soul..)

 

[coles1mom]

My platform

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Honey, Dalmation slobber can't even begin to compare with Slobbermouth slobber (God rest his soul..)

We miss Slobbermouth

My platform

 

[LaraK]

Where do dust bunnies fit into your administration? Enquiring minds want to know!

Dust bunnies are bunnies too...I will honor the right of the dust bunny to take it's rightful place in every home!

If you tell me where you stand on having people like Judy Judy on the Supreme Court., I will let you know if you will have my vote.

I have a different position in mine for Judge Judy. I'm planning on appointing Judge Ito to a position on the court though..we need some entertainment. Here are some of my cabinet pics:

Department of Agriculture: I have no idea...is this a cabinet we really need anyway?

Department of Commerce: Heidi Fleiss...I hear she's good at goods and exchange issues

Department of Defense: Arnold Schwartzenneger, we'll scare our enemies then!

Department of Education: Bill Nye the Science Guy! Who doesn't love it when he teaches us something?

Department of Energy: Richard Simmons, he has extra energy

Department of Health and Human Services: Dr. Ruth, she's good at health and human services

Department of Homeland Security: The Rock, he'll kick some terrorist butt

Department of Housing and Urban Development: P Diddy, he's urban and I think he has a few houses

Department of the Interior: Martha Stewart, she'll have this country looking GREAT! It's a good thing

Department of Justice: Judge Judy, no one will be screwing around anymore in this country!

Department of Labor: That woman with 23 kids...what's her name Duggar or something? Who knows more about labor than she does???

Department of State: Dr. Phil...picture it...who else could actually work out a peace deal in the middle east? He'll put them all in a house and have them work it out.

Department of Transportation: Kasey Kahane...he's hot and he can drive well.

Department of the Treasury: William Buffet...he's made lots of money for himself, time to make us some

Department of Veterins Affairs: Tara Reid...I hear she's willing!

 

[beckmrk04]

Dust bunnies are bunnies too...I will honor the right of the dust bunny to take it's rightful place in every home!

I have a different position in mine for Judge Judy. I'm planning on appointing Judge Ito to a position on the court though..we need some entertainment. Here are some of my cabinet pics:

Department of Agriculture: I have no idea...is this a cabinet we really need anyway?

Department of Commerce: Heidi Fleiss...I hear she's good at goods and exchange issues

Department of Defense: Arnold Schwartzenneger, we'll scare our enemies then!

Department of Education: Bill Nye the Science Guy! Who doesn't love it when he teaches us something?

Department of Energy: Richard Simmons, he has extra energy

Department of Health and Human Services: Dr. Ruth, she's good at health and human services

Department of Homeland Security: The Rock, he'll kick some terrorist butt

Department of Housing and Urban Development: P Diddy, he's urban and I think he has a few houses

Department of the Interior: Martha Stewart, she'll have this country looking GREAT! It's a good thing

Department of Justice: Judge Judy, no one will be screwing around anymore in this country!

Department of Labor: That woman with 23 kids...what's her name Duggar or something? Who knows more about labor than she does???

Department of State: Dr. Phil...picture it...who else could actually work out a peace deal in the middle east? He'll put them all in a house and have them work it out.

Department of Transportation: Kasey Kahane...he's hot and he can drive well.

Department of the Treasury: William Buffet...he's made lots of money for himself, time to make us some

Department of Veterins Affairs: Tara Reid...I hear she's willing!

OMG

 

[LaraK]

does your running mate have funky glasses and wear her hair up most times?

Absolutely not! Here's my running mate:

Oh so true not liking drive thrus could be a deal breaker for many of us.

And yes great minds do think alike

All businesses will be mandated to have either a drive thru or curbside service option....American's should NOT be forced to walk anywhere!

I need to know your stance on Mice and Ducks.

Rumor has it you have issues with Dalamation slobber? Can you confirm or deny?

Mice and Ducks are fun to throw in the shower with your husband when you're pissed at them.

Dog slobber is a choice...I choose not to be covered in dog slobber.

 

[wardfamily1]

I'm an undecided, I need a straight YES or NO answer from you:

Have you stopped strangling the bunnies for fun?

This one is the deal make or break for me.

 

[LaraK]

I'm an undecided, I need a straight YES or NO answer from you:

Have you stopped strangling the bunnies for fun?

This one is the deal make or break for me.

What do you mean by strangling, I need to know what the definition of stopped is. You know, there are different ways to interpret your question....I really feel I can not comment on this fully at this time.

 

[freckles and boo]

Hmmmm.... you are being deceitful. Your running mate DOES wear funky glasses and I have seen his hair looking less than tidy at least THREE times.

But I am intrigued by your take on the drive-thru issue. What is your opponent's position on this?

 

[Mkrop]

Mice and Ducks are fun to throw in the shower with your husband when you're pissed at them.

Dog slobber is a choice...I choose not to be covered in dog slobber.

I was refering to the ones named Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy. What role will they have in your administration?

But hey have fun throwing the other kind at your DH