Here's a "funny" that my DD emailed me!

CDoobee

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For those of you who watch what you eat...

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know
the truth
after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the
British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the
British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than
the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Debbie:earsgirl:
 
HEE HEE...okay...so what is making me fat...I haven't been killed yet...just still fat...is that from speaking English too....???? LOL

Hola...( practicing my spanish just in case...LOL)

Tracy
 

Okay, Debbie, you made me snort :teeth: Too funny!
 
LOL...I just emailed that to a few friends :)
 















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