Help! Need funny ideas for Snow White and Belle

[Pamb]

I am making t-shirts for my extended family for Christmas (nothing like the last minute hu? ) and just need a funny one liner for Snow White and Belle. I have graphics that I want to use I just need to add the words.

Let the laughter begin:

 

[poohbearluver]

I couldn't think of much, but for Belle, you could put,
"I got stuck with a beast of a husband."

*cricket cricket*
Thank you, I'm here til Thursday.

Sorry. Hmm, for Snow White...
" I got in touch with nature.
And it touched me back."

I'm not the comedian. But that's all I got.

 

[noahdove]

I am sure someone will come up with just what you are looking for. Great start from poohbearluver tho