He said that under no circumstances will he miss breakfast with Mary Poppins! I have heard that Whispering Canyon is a better experience. How can I convince him? Should I be worried?
I think I can help cure your husband of what is known in the scientific literature as his "Poppinsession." This is a multi-step process, so pay close attention, and follow the order exactly.
1. Develop a clipped English accent.
2. Learn to fly using an umbrella.
3. Hair back, tight, under a cap. Petticoats, dress mid-calf, an apron, and button-down boots.
4. Practice sliding up banisters. Keep knees together.
5. Deliver any medications he is taking with just a spoonful of sugar.
6. Do a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious job of cleaning the house.
7. Enter in to a platonic relationship with a charismatic local chimney sweep/chalk artist/one man band/kite seller.
8. Feed the birds. 'Tuppence a bag. Then perform a whistling duet with a friendly robin.
9. Time for a new purse, preferably a bottomless carpetbag.
10. Measure yourself and show him that you really
are practically perfect in every way.
Good luck!