Help from Fellow Wordsmiths

[NeverlandPixie]

I need your help. I am having customized tees made for our trip, and have everyone's but mine figured out.

So far:

Princess Claire (Cinderella, girl 7):
Ice Cream ... $3
Princess Gown ... $50
Princess Dinner ... $150
First time to Disney World ... Priceless

Captain William (PoTC, boy 6):
Collector Pins ... $15
Mickey Ears ... $20
Monorail Set ... $170
First time to Disney World ... Priceless

Action Jackson (Chip and Dale, boy 7):
Mickey Pretzels...$5
Dinner with Goofy...$50
Room Charge (Shh)...$200
First Time Riding Rockin' Roller Coaster ... Priceless

Queen Suzanne (Evil Queen, adult):
Souveniers ... $500
3 MYW Park Hoppers ... $800
Airfare for three ... $1800
Spending the Divorce Settlement on a Trip to WDW... Priceless

Grandma Incredible (Mrs. Incredible, adult):
Airfare ... Free
Babysitting ... Free
WDW Resort ... Free
Spending a Week in WDW with 2 Single Moms and their Kids ... @#$%^&!



The problem is mine. The best I can come up with is:

Miss Suzanne (Miss Piggy):
Refillable Mug ... $13
Unofficial Guide ... $25
6 Custom Tees ... $180
Planning Best Friends' First WDW Trip ... Priceless


Any other ideas?

 

[Louisianafive]

Sounds good to me!!

 

[FSUDisneyGirl]

I think it's cute...and I LOVE grandma's! LOL!!!!

 

[drcbpearce]

That's so clever! What about calling yourself 'Lady Suzanne'? Since she's the queen, why shouldn't you be nobility as well? Have a blast!

 

[Perditamarie]

Those are really clever!! I would just suggest the following:

* put dollar signs instead of the actual amount, like $, $$ and $$$.....I think it keeps the look more uniform and mentioning the amounts seems a bit tacky.

* for Action Jackson --- consider changing "Room Charge" to "Souvenier Budget" or "Spending spree" or "Disney Dollars" or some such...no one needs to know it is room charge, especially for a 7 yo!

* for you, also consider:

Phone bill to make dining reservations $$
Therapy for OCD planning $$$$
Wanting to do it all again once we are home $$$$

I love Grandmas!!!! Happy planning --- post pics w/your crew modeling!!

 

[NeverlandPixie]

Unfortunately, I already ordered the tees, but thanks for the comments.

The reason I went with Miss Piggy, is that growing up, that was my nickname (messy room, school lunches aka "science projects" in the closet, etc.).

I actually ended up ordering two tee's for me, since I came up with another one and just couldn't decide:

Dole Whip & Turkey Leg ... $15
Margaritas & Churros ... $20
Saki and Sushi ... $50
Watching BFF Drink Her First Beverly ... Priceless​