"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...

[castleview]

"Aww, baby, that's just pillow talk..." (Army of Darkness)

OMG! I thought my husband was the only person who enjoyed that bizarre movie!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ohmygod, ohmygod, Corbin the gun just went off!!!.........

Do you think we can fix him?


(Fifth Element)

 

[tevagirl]

The name's Francis Soyer but everyone calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis and I'll kill you.

One of many great lines in Stripes.

 

[ProudMomTo3Boys]

Two dollars! I want my two dollars!-Better Off Dead

I said this too my DH the other day when he asked if I had 2 dollars for him.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

They are really moving...what have they go in that thing?


.............Its My car!


(One Crazy Summer)

 

[MossMan]

Tyra Banks: You have no real family, you're on the wrong side of 40, you're childless and alone. Somebody close to you said: "One more flop, and it's over."
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

Tropic Thunder

 

[MossMan]

Spectator : I think Jesus said "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Life of Brian

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Quick, let get the sphere and get out of her before one of those things kills Guy!


(Galaxy Quest)

 

[Carpenters]

We got to get us one of those, Hi.

Turn to the right!!!!

Raising Arizona


You'd be surprised how many times in regular converstion these two lines come up! My kids could tell you they're sick of them.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (pounding dashboard of car)

don't you know we NEVER leave a man behind!


(also, Raising Arizona)


hehehehehehehe

 

[PADISFAM]

I can do all of the Princess Bride verbatim it's a gift.

So that whole movie would be my favorite quotes.

 

[Stitchfans]

Steel Magnolias....
Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

That is one of mine.

Plus you are evil and you must be destroyed. I actually used that one once on someone.

Not to forget- That which does not kill us will only make us stronger. I recite that one often to myself.

 

[HumanLegs]

Op, THANKS for this! How fun! I just bought a shirt from Steve and Barry's that has your quote on it and Inigo's face. I love it.
"Which wallet's yours?"
"It's the one that says Bad Mother#$@%" -Pulp Fiction-
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" -Wizard of Oz
"Remember a heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others." -Wizard of Oz
"Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast." -King Kong- That STILL makes me cry! Poor Kong.
"I believe you have my stapler" -Office Space-
"I better not see this on myspace.....Please no gangsigns.....Okay, go ahead"-Iron Man-
"A jelly donut, sir!" -Full Metal Jacket- I'd post more of these but they're really not safe for DIS.
"French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
"Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile. " -Requiem for a Dream- Makes me cry everytime.
"Connor: [trying not to laugh] Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee?"-Boondock Saints.

I could go on forever but in the interest of space I won't.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

That was ..interesting.


how about:

"you should get some sleep, you look tired"

"The Bourne Ultimatium"

 

[Stacerita]

We've eaten everything from the rooter to the tooter

-Boomerang

 

[Kathi OD]

Stupid is as Stupid does. -- Forrest Gump

Go ahead, make my day. -- Sudden Impact

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. -- Fight Club

Toto, we're not in Kansas any more. -- Wizard of Oz

E.T. phone home. -- E.T.

 

[tonilea]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?

Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes.

"X" never, ever marks the spot.

I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

You have chosen... wisely.

and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

Gingerbread Man: All right. I'll tell you. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: Well, she's married to the muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.

All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

I know what I smelt and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone neither.

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going.

Really, really!

 

[ksumn1]

"Game On !!!" Wayne's World

"Ohana means family. And family means no one gets left behind " Lilo & Stitch

For some reason my mind went completely blank and I can't remember another one. One of my favorite movies ever is Clerks but I can't really quote any of it here!!

 

[hulagirl87]

"Oh no! Not my gumdrop buttons!" - Shrek

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" - Dirty Dancing

"You have no power over me" - Labyrinth

"Goonies never say die" - The Goonies

 

[HOGFAN]

"me love you long time"