Hedgehogs are evil!

[fizz13]

I was just taking my rubbish out, which in my case means walking down the side of my house to the front. And there it was....waiting to pounce I did the first run with a couple of bags no problem and on my way back from the second run (yes we get through a lot of rubbish ) something excrutiatingly painful hit the side of my left ankle. Now of course being paranoid about my fear of snakes, i assumed i must have been bit by some deadly killer No dear friends, i had been punctured in 10 places by a nasty vicious hedgehog. you know what he did? Just sat there, all innocent and curled up, like butter wouldn't melt. I'm telling you Mrs Tiggywinkle it aint!! My ankle is quite red and sore, and it stings
If its there in the morning, we are going to war!

Now don't go feeling sorry for the poor defenceless hedgehog please, it had plenty of defences in place, and I am going to sit here and sulk

 

[BRobson]

So he wont be getting a saucer of milk tonight then Hope your ankle feels better soon

 

[Dimplenose]

I've never heard of pouncing hedgehogs before!
Make sure you get those wounds clean - I hope you get better soon.

Libby

 

[Graeme]

Sorry, I love hedgehogs! One of the coolest animals around. Only problem is that Dill the Dog plays with them and gets covered in fleas so I have to bath her

 

[emily1982]

I'm sorry your in pain...but that did make me laugh!

 

[mikki.young]

I'm sorry. Did you expect sympathy? What does the poor hedgegog think? It was sitting there innocently when this giant went by and ht it's spikes when it was trying to hide! Pity the poor hedgehog - nobody is going to fix it's wounds despite it being more endangreered than a human.

 

[CustardTart]

Sorry, I love hedgehogs! One of the coolest animals around...

I agree! My Mum used to run a hedgehog sanctuary so I love 'em... Sorry for your pain tho'..

 

[angel659]

Oh dear. Hope your leg gets better.

Oh hedgehogs are so cute when they are not sticking thier spikes into your legs. Hopefully he will leave you alone now.

 

[Goofysmate]

Is the hedgehog ok ???????

Hope your ankle is alright really. Make sure you put something on it.

I think you need a group hug to make you feel better

 

[natalielongstaff]

aww you poor thing what a viscious hedgehog !!

 

[mandymouse]

Oh dear, I hope your ankle is better this morning

 

[irongirlof12]

How did it manage that?- must be sonic the hedgehog

remember- it is more scared of you that you are of it-NOT!

Hope your ankle gets better soon!

 

[fizz13]

I knew you were all going to feel bad for it Seriously though I know I probably scared it much more than it hurt me, I did feel a bit bad I've been out this morning and its gone so no lasting damage I would think,

 

[wils]

Glad you are OK and can walk your paths in relative safety again

 

[Minniespal]

Hope you're feeling better this morning Claire.

 

[Strommie]

Hope your ankle feels better soon Claire

 

[wifey]

Aww poor you bathe that ankle in TCP and apply liberal amounts of benadryl cream to get that ankle swelling down, now.. think about that poor little hoggie he's hungry.. maybe he has a mate and young to provide for.. put out some food and he may leave your binbags alone.. and be grateful he wasn't a fox or a badger Move your rubbish to somewhere you can see where you are walking .

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

SHHHHHHH!

There are some Black Country/Brummies on this site, they will be at your house and baking the poor thing in clay before you can say West Bromwich Albion!

 

[scottishsue]

Glad to hear you are better today, but I also love hedgehogs !

I think they are cute

 

[saratogagirl]

glad to hear you are ok Claire, poor little hedgehog