He is watching (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were
lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large
pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it
in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one,
God is watching."

Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies...

One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he
placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want,
God is watching the apples."

 

[glo]

LOL...that is cute

 

[olena]

 

[ltldeb]

That was cute!

 

[Amusement Park Junkie]

That reminds me of another one:

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar, "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

 

[jamsmom]

Both are cute. LOL