...read these -- they're hilarious!
Having a bad day ??
And you think you are having a bad day!
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11
a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000 {each}. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers.. . A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
And you STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb..
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
Having a bad day ??
And you think you are having a bad day!
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some
even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11
a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000 {each}. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers.. . A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
And you STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb..
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?
