This story took place about 12 years ago.
The Place: My Aunt Judi's House
The Time: Thanksgiving
My whole family got together for Thanksgiving (around 25 people at the time). We had two youngins at the time, both under the age of two years old. My cousin had bought a new toy for her son, who was sitting in a high chair for dinner, and I happened to be sitting next to him. The toy was called "Stand Up Man", and it was the most stupid toy ever manufactured.
The toy was a baseball player, made out of plastic. It was in a batting pose. And on the bottom of the toy was a huge suction cup, so that you could stick it to the tray of a baby high chair. My nephew and I were having a grand time playing; I would lick the bottom of the suction cup to get it wet, then I would jam it onto the tray, and he would spend 3-4 minutes taking it off. Great game, right???
Well, this was Thanksgiving, and there had been two football games earlier in the day, and I had a few drinks in me. And after 30 or 40 times, the "stick 'Stand Up Man' on the tray, take it off, and have Uncle Brian put it back on" game was getting a little old. So came up with a<b><i>brilliant</B></i> idea!!!! I licked the suction cup on the bottom of "Stand Up Man", moved my hair out of the way (no flat top at that time

), and stuck him on my forehead. Man, did my nephew love it!!!! And I had my entire family in stitches!!!! "Crazy Uncle Brian...Look What He Did!!!" One of my finest comedic moments!!!!!
Well, after a few minutes, the laughter died down. It was time to take "Stand Up Man" off my forehead, and get down to some serous Thanksgiving Dinner!!! I grabbed the suction cup at the top and peeled it down my forehead. My brother John glanced at me and then busted out laughing at me, even harder than before. Then everyone starts laughing hysterically. I didn't know what was so funny.
My mother finally blurts out, (between laughs), "Go look in the mirror!"
I run into the bathroom, move my hair out of the way and cannot believe what I am staring at. A two inch round HICKEY on my for head. That's right, a
TWO INCH ROUND HICKEY, ON MY FOREHEAD!!
I trudged back to the table, my head hung in shame, looking like a giant lamprey was attached to my head. The family gets another round of laughs, at my expense, and my Dad mutters....
"Crazy Uncle Brian"