Whew I am exhausted!

It took me 2 1/2 days to read it but I read the whole thing!! Anyway let's see if I can remember a few from my trips and working there...
OK when I worked at ASSp front desk this happened to me...I had just started working there like 2 weeks before, but I had pretty much learned the ropes. Well in comes this woman with her husband and 3 kids(10, 10, and 7) in tow. Well she starts off complaining that her ressies was messed up from the beginning and how she had to spend almost $60 in long distance calls trying to fix it. CRO promised to send her that in Disney $ and it would be waiting for her when she got there. Well her and her 2 kids were on a pkg, I think it was the Silver Dream maker. She then says that she called last week and asked if she could bring her neice, the operator asked for her neices age, who was 10, and then said no problem. Well this lady took "no problem" meaning that her neice would also have a 6 day ultimate park hopper and 2 wishes! I explained to her that she would have to pay extra for that and she BLEW up! She started banging her fists and screaming for a mngr and saying how this whole vacation was ruined...Come on, like Disney is just going to give you $500 worth of park tickets!?

I saw her later and she still looked upset...poor kids probably had a bad vacation b/c their mom is a nut!
This one was told to me by a friend durring the CP. There is a couple who go to WDW every year in September. A Mom, a Dad, and a baby. They always eat at Crystal Palace b/c it is one of the few resturaunts that have tables of just 3, plus they know if they want something other then the buffet they can request it and they comply(little known fact). Anyway they love for the characters to interact with the baby, so the characters are told about them in advance. They are told that the baby loves the characters but is allergic to the fur, so they can't touch the baby. Well my friend, who was really close to Tigger

, said that when he saw the baby he almost fell over. It was a stuffed animal wrapped in a towel!

He said that they have done this for like 20 years, they take the towel baby everywhere. They take him on rides, to shows, and of coarse to dinner. He said it was really sad when the Mom started to feed the baby. All I can think is that they must have suffered the loss of a child and were sucked into a delusion.
Another strange one was told to me by my CP profeesor. He said he met these two lovily old ladies at Epcot one day. He couldn't help but notice a very strong odor coming from one of the ladies coats. Well she fnally introduced him to her late dog that she carried with her in her coat. She said that he really loved Epcot, so they took him there every Sunday!

WOW!
This one was me who caused the shock. Feb 1995 was my very first trip to WDW, I was 12. I went with my DAunt, DUncle and their son Mark. Mark was 5 at the time. Well we went to eat in the Coral Cafe, the resturant that's "under water" Well when we first walked in there were 3 little steps down and shooting out the side of the railing were bubbles, to give it that underwater feeling. Well my cousin Mark stopped short to play with the bubbles and I didn't see him. I tripped over him and down the stairs. It was quite a scene! We had to go to first aid to fill out a form saying that we wouldn't sue, then we got to go back and eat breakfast.
I have never seen public urination, but I have seen plety of parents NOT watching their kids. Oh I make a promise now that when we take our Ds he will be watched by us the entire time!!
When I worked at ASSp we had a case of public nudity. A foriegn lady was sunbathing topless.
Oh and I have heard horror stories about guests deficating all over the room except for the bathroom. We also had to escort a man to another hotle, after he came back to his run drunk and peed outside. Then he tried to get back to his room and couldn't get in. He then proceeded to bang on everyone's doors! We had to arrest a Pop Warner participant's big brother for smoking something other than cigarettes in the parking lot. I know I have somemore but I can't think of them!