Have you ever farted in public?

[Tiziminchac]

Why didn't you make that a public poll?

 

[Cool-Beans]

Ahhhh, the beauty of being a nurse....blame it on the patients.

Oh, yeah! I never worry in the rooms.

In general public, I fart and run. I don't look back. I used to fart all the time in Blockbuster Video. EVERY TIME I went in that store, I started farting. No clue why, but thank God for Netflix.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Mine are usually SBD, so I drop it and casually waltz away, leaving someone else to take the blame.

 

[mellowmood]

I admit it, but I just blame my kids.

 

[catsrule]

No, but DH has. They echo in Home Depot also.

 

[YourMajesty]

It happened this pregnancy while I was at JCPenneys with my Mom. It slipped out, it was loud, there were people around, I was mortified and then I started laughing so hard that I started to pee my pants. My Mom couldn't even come near me because she was laughing so hard and there I was in the children's department laughing, embarrassed, and doing the pee pee dance trying to make it stop. From now on I will wear a diaper.

I CAN NOT Believe this thread!...Worse yet..I can't believe I'm posting in it. Here goes...when my son was little I went to pick him up from pre-school. The parents would line up..and each child was called individually and released to their parent. While on line a woman next to me..who I knew very casually...says "Oh...by the way..I heard YOU farted in K-Mart". I didn't quite know how to respond to that statement. She must have seen I was perplexed and went on to explain that the day before the teacher had asked the children what they did or where they went over the school recess they had just returned from. Well, my lovely little son decided to share with his classmates that while vacationing in New Hampshire he had visited K-Mart and his mom farted...cause he smelled it and ran out of the aisle! Of course all the kids thought it was hysterical..and went home and told their mom's and dad's. ALL OF WHOM WERE WAITING ON LINE WITH ME....with these stupid grins on their faces! I was MORTIFIED! I could not get out of there fast enough..seemed like an eternity. Your kids will hang you!...Gotta love em!

As a fellow mom here...I just can't stop laughing.

 

[deide71]

Ahhhh, the beauty of being a nurse....blame it on the patients.

But what if your patient has a bowel obstruction (made that mistake once ).

 

[Tinkerbell_Tiffany]

That reminds me when me and the hubby was in wal-mart.
I was shopping beside him looking at the clothes rack and there was another lady looking as well on the other side.
well my hubby decides to let one without me knowing and walks away, then I finally smell it and I knew it was him. omg it was soooo bad. the other lady smelled it and gave me a dirty look, I was never so embarrassed in my llfe...hubby is lucky he is still alive after that little prank!!!

 

[dreamcometrue]

women don't fart...they fluff! Even my 7 year old DD knows that!

 

[Lachesis00]

LOL..


Look.. I can give the tag fairy a run for her money and be the fart fairy

 

[jonestavern]

I CAN NOT Believe this thread!...Worse yet..I can't believe I'm posting in it. Here goes...when my son was little I went to pick him up from pre-school. The parents would line up..and each child was called individually and released to their parent. While on line a woman next to me..who I knew very casually...says "Oh...by the way..I heard YOU farted in K-Mart". I didn't quite know how to respond to that statement. She must have seen I was perplexed and went on to explain that the day before the teacher had asked the children what they did or where they went over the school recess they had just returned from. Well, my lovely little son decided to share with his classmates that while vacationing in New Hampshire he had visited K-Mart and his mom farted...cause he smelled it and ran out of the aisle! Of course all the kids thought it was hysterical..and went home and told their mom's and dad's. ALL OF WHOM WERE WAITING ON LINE WITH ME....with these stupid grins on their faces! I was MORTIFIED! I could not get out of there fast enough..seemed like an eternity. Your kids will hang you!...Gotta love em!

Was that the Derry KMart or the one in Claremont?
Clean up in aisle 3!

Jean

 

[delilah]

We always blame it on the dog. Except in church, then we blame it on the baby in the seat in front of us.

Actually, my dog's reaction is extremely comical. When she gives a loud fart, she gets up, looks confused and startled, then turns around to sniff her tail area really well.

 

[Jetsong]

Fart....nooooo. Women dont fart ... they FLUFF

 

[kimmikayb]

I voted other because I excuse myself.

Funny thing is...I've been with DH for 8 years and it's just recently he's heard me fart and now it's a big family joke.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I don't fart.

 

[Cantw8]

Pop Daddy.. here is one for you

OMG does it come sleeveless?????

 

[AmazingGrace]

Just for the record, I don't fart, I poot!!
One time, dh and I were looking around a christian book store. I was looking on one end of the store and he was at the other end, when I heard dh rip a huge one. I automatically yelled at him to say excuse me and this lady standing by laughed. She thought it was hysterical that i could pick out DH's farts from across a crowded store. I guess we've been married too long!!

 

[Liberty Belle]

women don't fart...they fluff! Even my 7 year old DD knows that!

LOL We've always fluffed in our family. I didn't know anyone else called it that.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Well, when I was pregnant with DD, I was unusually smelly one day when I was visiting my parents. I wandered into another room, let one rip, then left the area. Of course, my mom goes wandering in immediately after with my
DS2 in tow who was still in diapers. She says, "Uh oh, do I smell poopy pants?" I laughed so hard. From that day on, I blamed it on my kids, especially the baby. I'd always coo at her, "I think you need a diaper change sweetie!" if it was a big bomb kind.

Now they're older and they blame me or DH when they fart. I guess it's a fair payback, but embarrassing.

On the way to WDW last year, I had no idea this was going on until we deplaned. The four of us were separated in the plane. DS and I sat on one side and DD5 and DH sat a ways away from us. DD was farting and blaming Dad, but the real funny part was she had headphones on so she was practically yelling, "Euuuw Dad, you farted." He said the lady next to DD kept giving him looks. I guess they were pretty smelly. He said he was really embarrassed.

 

[Erik_in_TN]

32.5% of voters would point to a complete stranger and pretend it was them? Now I know to stay clear of certain people while in public. (j/k). In all honesty, I'd do the exact same thing.