My mom went to WDW and all she got me was this mug shot.
See what happens when you book a suite for a week at the Grand Larcenyian Hotel!
No, no, no, I'm not fleeing, ya see WDW has this Birthday promotion....
Amazing what people will do to book the Chef's Table at Victoria and Alberts.
Yet another reason to buy the no-expiration option.
Did she remember to buy vacation incarceration insurance?
She just saved a minimum of $2,400 by checking out 6 days early.
Her daughter now has an unbeatable "What I did this summer" story.
Anyone see the irony of her choosing a Southern Plantation Estate House Hotel for a hideout?
She now has extended her Free Meal Plan for Counter Service.
She should be extradited via Disney Coach and Airport Transfer, unless that's considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Now she knows it really is just a small world after all.
Imagine her disappointment when she went to all that trouble to get a Kungaloosh, only to find the Adventurers Club closed down.
Little Pinocchio just wanted to be a real girl, but got turned into donkey.