I'd say three. If five is average this is below that but I guess not absolutely God awful.
Some of the remixes were catchy, but I agree with every criticism. It's just a
YouTube playlist of remixes that makes me feel nothing. The different language angle is fun (I love listening to other languages) but since they don't use it to work towards anything like a theme it just comes across like a novelty.
I really wish they wouldn't reuse so many danged songs we just had in recent (or concurrently running!) shows and parades. Setting aside any personal enjoyment of the songs, I feel things lose their emotional impact through repetition. Eventually you just become numb. If the show itself isn't going to try and build any emotions, then that's an issue.
And I agree with everyone saying it's not worth the barges. For a long time I was expecting some big surprise with them, a trick up their sleeve that would wow people and make them worth it. It didn't occur to me until like a week before premiere that they're exactly what they look like, and what they look like is pretty basic.
A few more lines about how music unites us & less jarring breaks in the songs/vignettes would’ve went a long way imo.
I think it's worth noting that they've been advertising this as a "celebration of Disney music" for months in Epcot Experience (and that show has plenty of feel good, Epcot-y sounding narration followed by stuff that doesn't logically follow at all, so it's not like they couldn't/wouldn't just make something up). That's the stated idea they use in the announcements prior, too (packaged with something else at first, then they ditch that). I think there aren't more lines about the theme because the theme is post hoc and the whole point is promotion.
Through that lens, they did a great job. I appreciate other Disney show/parade more now. Every other one I've listened to sounds more unified than the one supposedly about unification through music.