Yuck - gross.
I'm male, but I often go around lugging bags, which I try to hang on hooks if at all possible. From now on, I'm tp'ing the floor before I put anything down.
And I know it's a side thread, but I'm Freyja and Paula - I don't think there is any country in Europe where it is illegal to put your handbag on a table in a restaurant. (Indeed, it sounds almost like an urban legend.) And I've been to just about every single country in Europe ...