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tltay2005

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With permission, I am sharing this from another site:

Things I've Learned from Camping in a Travel Trailer...
1. Duct tape is good for EVERYTHING!
2. Campfires are easy to start with match light charcoal.
3. Backing in is sometimes easier than pulling through.
4. Never throw one of those aluminum beer bottles into a campfire while sealed.
5. If you happen to disregard "thing" 4, hellfire will rain down on your awning and you will have to resort to "thing" 1.
6. SHE is always right. (And do not resort to "thing" 1 in this case)
7. It is best to pack up everything outside the day/night before departure the next day. (Saves a lot of time)
8. Never assume you will wake up in time for departure the next morning. (Hence "thing" 7)
9. Oh, remember "thing" 5? It puts holes in chairs and rugs.
10. Don't forget the beer. It helps. Especially with "thing" 6.
11. Don't drink too much beer. You'll forget about "thing" 4 and end up with "thing" 5 and 7 and then "thing" 6 will be proven once again and you'll spend the next day working with "thing" 1 and have to pay for another night, even though you won't be there, because you missed the departure time. It's not worth it.

I've learned a lot of things from my travel trailer. But these things will stick out the most in my mind... Time for another drink.
 
Agreed

Especially with thing 3,4 (includes Coke cans too), 6, 9, and for sure thing 10.
 
Duct tape is good on everything except Duct work. :)
On 4, any SEALED can..... (some are better than others). Spaghettios can provide some nice decorations! Just be ready with a hose later on.
on 6, definitely consider using 1. Not no her but to keep you from saying what all of us Guys REALLY know! :)

11. Don't drink too much beer? Is that possible?
 

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