Guys, if you really want to get a girlfriend

[jenniferkind]

1) buy a puppy (preferably a cute puppy, but any puppy will do)
2) drive around town with the dog in the front seat...
3) park the car in front of coffee shops and go in and get a latte, but sit outside the coffee shop to drink the latte. So you are close to the sidewalk where the dog is in the car.. I hope this is clear, I could draw a diagram.
4) when you see cute girls walk buy, say something to the puppy.. Some examples of this wuold be: "are you okay little mister man" "how's my schwuppy woopie"..
...
I think guys are too narrow minded when trying to track down a girlfriend.. A simple plan such as listed above I'm sure would benefit men's chances.

By the way if you use this tactic and score, please remember Jennifer Kind was the innovator, and thank me on this board

~jenniferk~

 

[christinadei]

Hmm, if I saw a cute guy drinking a latte, saying smupie woopie, I'd think he was looking for a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend (not that there is anythign wrong with that)

 

[dadto1girl]

Hmm, if I saw a cute guy drinking a latte, saying smupie woopie, I'd think he was looking for a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend (not that there is anythign wrong with that)

Yep, me too!

 

[barkley]

mom always said you could tell allot about a man watching him interact with puppies and babies

 

[christinadei]

mom always said you could tell allot about a man watching him interact with puppies and babies

My aunt always told me to watch how a man treats animals, babies and his mother. I agree. I just don't want to hear my man say puppy smuppy wuppy, you know? I want him to like dogs, babies and his mom and treat them well, but no sappy nicknames, okay?

 

[BabyTigger99]

Does this work for trolls too?

 

[always quiet]

My DS (15) has discovered that walking the dog is great for attracting girls! For the longest time, I couldn't get him to walk Tazz (a very friendly Pomeranian) but when he did, he came home telling me about all the girls who came up to him.

Maybe I need a dog that DOESN'T look like a teddy bear!! aw: Not sure if this is a good thing or not!!

 

[MELISAZACK]

funny thing that is how I meet my DH....his 10wk old puppy.....
I thought she was the cutest thing...

 

[jennyl772003]

My dad has always said he was never hit on more then the time he took me, sis, and baby brother camping while my mom was in Europe.

He claims he didn't have to change a diaper the whole time, so it looks like it maybe works the other way, too!

 

[MELISAZACK]

I have heard babies are another magnet....but as a women I maybe a little more leary that their isn't a women already with that..

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

No. If you really want to get a girlfriend, stop being a loser. I swear I'm a Loser Magnet.

 

[Disney Doll]

My DH says dogs, babies and wedding rings are "chick magnets". I think he leaves out the "schmuppy puppy" bit though.

 

[Bob Slydell]

My son's a total chick magnet -- too bad DW won't let me date anyone.

 

[dcgrumpy]

My son's a total chick magnet -- too bad DW won't let me date anyone.

DH says the same thing, he loves taking the kids to the supermarket

 

[Kimberly]

I love puppies. I have to stop to pet them... I really am an easy target for this tactic, especially puppies of big dogs. They always seem the cutest and the most innocent.

 

[Cindy B]

I know what some people say about men owning poodles (not that there is anything wrong with that)...

but I have to say my mini poodle is such a girl magnet for my son. For a while he was walking to school with the dog and tons of girls from his grade would come up and pet the dog. My nephew, who is a big muscular guy (and very hetereo) walks his poodle, gets girls coming up to him all the time.

 

[alliecats]

1) buy a puppy (preferably a cute puppy, but any puppy will do)
2) drive around town with the dog in the front seat...
3) park the car in front of coffee shops and go in and get a latte, but sit outside the coffee shop to drink the latte. So you are close to the sidewalk where the dog is in the car.. I hope this is clear, I could draw a diagram.
4) when you see cute girls walk buy, say something to the puppy.. Some examples of this wuold be: "are you okay little mister man" "how's my schwuppy woopie"..
...
I think guys are too narrow minded when trying to track down a girlfriend.. A simple plan such as listed above I'm sure would benefit men's chances.

By the way if you use this tactic and score, please remember Jennifer Kind was the innovator, and thank me on this board

~jenniferk~
www.milliondollarsweethearts.com

This is such crap! Not only that, it's dangerous advice! Haven't you seen the commercials? A guy does stuff like this, a Coors Light can falls out of the sky onto his head.
Are you looking to get sued or something???