GUESS WHO'S COMING TO FREE DINNER, or, Feeding Nebo,,,,completed

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Spelling error noted. nebo, how many E's do I put in BITE ME??? :rotfl:



Did you notice my pre-trip???? (bottom of my signature!!!!)

Now THERE'S the Jaime I know and Love!!!!

*I* noticed! I like how you purtied em up!

I haven't read a Jaime trip in a long time - I'm eyein up that pre-trip and the one you all took back in 2005. The september one with your sister(s?)~
 
Nope...corrected in the first few lines...

CAST: Jaime (me): 37, Disney freak
Rhonda (sister): 55, Disney freak
Ruth: works with Rhonda
Sandy: used to work with Rhonda & Ruth

Why do I suddenly sound southern when I got back and read my last post :confused3



Thank you for sharing Nebo~ We really do want the good AND the bad...
 
OK, just one more time, I swear...


tiggerwannabe Quote:
Did I tell you about my new job at the advertising agency? My first campaign: VICODEN: It's not just for foot surgery anymore.

Ok, this is a Tiggerwannabe quoting a Tiggerbell, whom, evidently, has found new uses,,,, usses,,,, usess? crap,,, none of these look right,,,,
yooses, yeah, that'l work, She has found new yooses for vicodin. And Jaime dear, THERE IS NO E IN VICODIN! Trust me, I know.

nebo, don't you know my dear friend Colleen??? tiggerwannabe is short for tiggerbellwannabe!!! :rotfl2:
 
now, heights PETRIFY me! (nebo, he's afraid of widths.:rotfl: ) not just a little anxious, just a little frightened, ever since I was a child.. PANCIKY afraid. like... this is NOT fun for me AT ALL! I do my best to be a "good sport", not ruin anyone else's fun. I know there are other people who might be more fun to be with, who LOVE high exciting rides. not me. can't help it. tried.. hard. can't do it. I KNOW it's just a simulator, but it helps to know I'm only REALLY 10 feet off the ground, and the ride still scares me (stupid, I know, but I do it) I don't want to be 20 or 30 feet off the ground WITHOUT a simulator. I get woozy on a ladder. ok , just putting in my disclaimer here.
and whenever I DO partake in a scary ride (to me) Nebo HAS to have his strong arm around me to keep me safe. ("I can't feel your arm.. press harder, hold me down" sheesh, you'd think I was 3 years old)
but I DID do tower of terror... ONCE. promised I would. I hated it, but I did it.:scared:
 

First of all, the Pre-show was very entertaining as always. And educational. We had a science lesson and learned about the mysterious wonders of natural gas. But not the barking chili-dog type. Thanks for that. We had a brief spelling lesson, and we learned about global warming. No wonder we’re so anxious for the Thursday night Nebo Show! :thumbsup2

We left Captain Jack's, none the wiser that we were now carrying a time bomb along with us.caught a bus pretty darn quick back to Pop.

Uh oh. More ominous foreshadowing. :scared:


I couldn't get in bed fast enough, " Oh, pillow, my pillow, and you have been sitting here waiting for me. " Yes, sometimes I hold pillows in high regard.

At least it’s your own pillow you’re composing sonnets for. Lowell has a strange fascination for mine. Despite the fact that he claims to prefer feather pillows, and I like foam, the minute I get up in the morning he rolls into my spot and lays on my pillow. I have yet to figure that out. I did the Cat Test (not to be confused with a cat scan) and Tornado picked MY pillow as the softest. There’s no arguing with a cat when it comes to soft. :confused3

As we stood there between the railings, waiting for the movie to start, I put my arms around her, and said I'm so glad that you’re my wife. And the back didn't hurt so much anymore.

It’s too bad you had a fight, or were in a snit, but this is the part to focus on. This is what counts. And as a side benefit, you found out your wife is a better narcotic than the ones you usually take for your back. Yeah, sure, she’s habit forming, too, but you don’t need to kick the habit with her.


Nice report Nebo. But lest you forget, we’ll still dangling off the cliff waiting to hear about the ticking time bomb. :coffee:
 
Howdy. Yes,I do know that the last chapter wasn't very funny at all, and even a bit of a downer. But, that's what happened, and this is a trip report so I thought it should be included.

Um Jaime? Two e's I believe in bite me.
I could be wrong, though. You are such a silly goose.

Hey! You know how Diane is Mrs. Gramma?
I mean Grammar.
SHoot. Did I just say that out loud , too?

Long, long time ago, when I was in the delivery room with her for our first son, standing around and feeling stupid like most guys do in there.
I was suddenly startled by her yelling:

NO, I couldn't, I shouldn't, I didn't, I can't.
And I won't!

I asked the doc, "Hey, what's wrong with her, what is she saying?"
Doc said," Oh, that's nothing, she's just going through contractions!"

Four out of five people do not get the joke. But at least you get them to stare at you for a couple minutes with a blank look, till they walk away.

Hey K. Must be a guy thing. I much prefer feathers type. And hate the foam rubber type. And what do cats know? Their idea of a fun night is to kick the other cat's turds out of the litter box. But our spouses have something in common; If I am out of the bed for more than five minutes, my pillow ends up being the cushion between her knees. " Hey! It's only 2 in the morning, not time for work yet. Give it back."

And Jaime? Did you see where Tiggerwannabe is sliding to the south?
She is Tiggerwannabelle, now.

Hi Marita!

After Canada, we really had no plan. We just kind of walked around, killing time, and looking at the entertainment schedule alot. We bought a couple of drinks in Morocco, then wandered some more. THEN,,, we bought a couple of drinks in Morocco, and wandered some more. THEN... did I say this part? We bought a couple of drinks in Morocco,,,,,,, and went and saw the Brittish Invasion again.

At this point, we have seen this band so much this trip, and after a few drinks, I'm hoping that someone in the band can't make it, I'm ready to fill in.

Didn't happen. It was time to start heading to our Illuminations spot on the other side, by Mexico.
On the way back we,,,,,,,,
Walked past Morocco.

Bet you think you know what's coming.

Well, you're right.
We stayed in the area, checking out possible sights to watch the show.
No, nothing looked at good of a spot as OUR bridge going into Mexico. Right before we started on our way there again, I grabbed ye olde trustworthy map, to find a ye olde trustworthy restroom.

Ah, here's one, in the back between the pavillions.
"Be right back , honey."

You know what's coming, right?
I'm still not sure if she was in it, but she was the one that pointed it out on the map. If she was in on it, and to this day she won't tell me, well, I take that hug in Canada back!

I couldn't find the John. I walked where it said it was. Huh uh. Nothing.
And this is becoming a matter of extreme importance now.
There are some chores that procrastinating is not an option. And I left the map with her. (of she wouldn't give it to me,,,, hmmm)
But I knew I was in the right neighborhood. So I cheated and asked a guy sweeping.

He just looked at me.
Uh oh.

"Pop?" and he pointed to the bar, that put me in this situation in the first place.

But I thought he was close to what I wanted. "No, no pop, need potty.?

"Toily?"

See, if you add a Y to a word, it helps foreigners understand your language better.

That still didn't work, but I think it might have been the peepee dance I was starting to do that gave it away.

Oh, senoir, needs facilities?

Geesh! That would have been the last word I would have thought of to get the point across. And he took me to the side and pointed to the back.

After I hugged him, and slipped him a fifty, I headed on back where he was pointing.

Yes! It's a bathroom! Tears of joy were flowing down my face as I raced,,,,, uh,,, danced up to it. (cue Chariots of Fire music here).

Then fate stepped in.
I looked up , and froze.
There was that sign. The sign I had only seen once before in my life, unfortunately, only too recently.

COMPANION RESTROOM

Oh no!
I've got this bad Deja Vu thing going on all over again.

There is nobody in front of the door. Just me.

I tried it.

Locked!

Alternatives are out of the question by now, I have no choice but to wait.
And I heard the door unlock!

And that's all it did.
Just , unlock. Trust me, you can hear these things when you have your ear pressed up against it.

C'mon, hurry up!

Then, I looked behind me, and this huge group of women were heading right to this very spot!
C'mon, hurry up!!

They looked like the Tabernacle Choir coming to use the John.
Suddenly, the door flew open, and two young girls flew out.
Followed by two more,
Then two more.
It seemed a lot like a scene from "The Birds," where they all start coming down the chimney.

I realized it was a cheerleaders group, but I didn't care.

"Nebo, Nebo he's our man,
If he can't wee wee no one can!"

The Choir was only fifteen feet behind by now, and I knew I was dead meat if push came to shove with them.
As the girls were leaving, I kept asking them, "Are you it?" "Anymore?"
Finally, a girl burst out, and looked at me saying," Hey mister, all yours."

I have been searching the internet, looking for her, to put her in my will.

I got in and slammed the door, just as the claws hit the outside, and tried to rip the knob off. When I was done, I gave no warning, just flew open the door and ran as fast as i could. Grabbed Diane, and we became ghosts as we headed to Mexico. I thought I heard behind me, " Where'd he go"? "He was just in there."

By the time we got to our bridge, the good spots were taken.
So, we resorted to our backup viewing spot over by the little short fence to the left of Norway.

For some reason, Illuminations seemed exceptionally vibrant tonight to me. Might be the different viewing area, might be that we made up and all is right again, or, it might be that this is our last full night here.

But it was terrific, and we both can't help wiping tears from our cheeks.
After the show, we are on the move like you wouldn't believe. Partly, because I want to get back to the food court before it closes, I still haven't really eaten anything cept "Tuscan Bean Puke." "Soup"

And also, because we have a non binding, kinda meeting coming up. With Dis sers. At the Hippy Dippy Pool.

Thanks guys, for staying with, gotta go make my blackened pizza specialty.:yay:
 
What's up??? It isn't thursday, so why are you posting? You've totally messed up my week! :confused3 Great "episode" and as someone who is minus a gallbladder, I know how desperate one can be for the bathroom!
 
The Choir was only fifteen feet behind by now, and I knew I was dead meat if push came to shove with them.
As the girls were leaving, I kept asking them, "Are you it?" "Anymore?"
Finally, a girl burst out, and looked at me saying," Hey mister, all yours."

I have been searching the internet, looking for her, to put her in my will.

This entire episode was hilarious! But I have to agree with Winkers, it's not Thursday? Does that mean Key will have to catch up with 2 episodes when she gets back?

Nebo, LY/MI!
 
just like in the end of the movie "a Christmas Story" (with Ralphie) ...
"and all is right with the world".. whatever happens with jobs(they suck), with grown kids and their "travails", (is that a word?, anyway, problems don't stop when they turn 18) we have each other, and ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.:love:
of course, it helps when disney is part of that world!!!: nebo and I love you fellow disneyholics!:grouphug:
 
Long, long time ago, when I was in the delivery room with her for our first son, standing around and feeling stupid like most guys do in there.
I was suddenly startled by her yelling:

NO, I couldn't, I shouldn't, I didn't, I can't.
And I won't!

I asked the doc, "Hey, what's wrong with her, what is she saying?"
Doc said," Oh, that's nothing, she's just going through contractions!":yay:

Very cute - wish I had some of this humor while I was delivering!

Thanks for continuing your saga and for surprising us with a non-Thursday edition.

I just returned from the Magic and am trying to get up the courage to submit my TR - not nearly as funny as yours, but hopefully somewhat enjoyable and educational too :yay:
 
"Nebo, Nebo he's our man,
If he can't wee wee no one can!"
I think this should have been the title of this episode. Heck....it should've been the title of the trip report. This one was full of funny, Steve. I know from experience that those unpleasant, not-so-funny episodes must be reported too. And I'm sad that this is the last night of your trip?! :sad2:
 
hello.
Yes Melinda, not everything goes perfect on vacation, and you hate to include the icky stuff, but,,, you have to. Heck, even Dory and Marlin had their arguments, and I still watch that over and over.

Suzflee, I think you'll find out once you start it, that you love doing the report, and I think it will be great! Go for it.

Marita and Winkers, I'm not sure how the Thursday thingy got started, but Monday is also a usual post night.

But, it's Thursday. Time to write.

Wish I had something.

Anybody?

Back at Pop, it's almost ten, now. We run up to the room, I change my shirt, don't want to meet any dissers with Tuscan Bean Soup on the side that dribbled down, and I make us each a drink to bring with us back down.

Now, you have to understand, she is a bit more into this than I am.
Diane found the thread, and did the posting to it. I never once looked at it.

"Are you going to shave?"
(this is her talking, not me)
geesh

"No, I' m not going to shave, not now."
"Geesh"

"But what if some of them have read your trip report?"
I hadn't really thought of that, but the concept did pick me up.

"No, not shaving, I changed my shirt, good enough."
"Besides, these are not my people."

"Still," she says, "Put this on." And she hands me a lime green mickey.
"What am I going to do with this?"
And I hold it up to my forehead, "Ok, where's the staple gun?"

We go down to the pool, and at the end by the Petal's bar, is a group of people, wearing glow type thingies.
Diane walks up and says,,, DIS?
Yep, and a woman puts a glow thingy around each of our necks. Then asks us who we are. Diane tells her, then I see her the woman's eyes' glaze over and everone in that group just resumes their conversation. I think the organizer's screen name was Lbelle, and to be honest, that's the only name I remember from that night.

There was maybe twenty folks, all told.
As we stood there, Diane wasn't quite done with the main group yet.
"Yes, Steve has been writing a trip report, perhaps some of you have read it. "If it's Tuesday, this must be Epcot?" " It's by Nebo."

I was about 4 weeks into the first trip report at this time, and thinking of just quitting. But Tiggerbell wouldn't let me. But it had just recently shown signs of picking up.

One woman said; "Oh Nebo, I remember your name. Didn't you post on ZZUB a couple of times?"

"Um, well, uh, no. That is actually the rest of the world you are confusing me with."
This group that we were talking to , you could tell were really close, internet friends, so we mingled off to a sattelite group, off to the side.

"Hey, more Dissers!" A woman said as we walked over.
"Wow! How'd you know?" Yes, this came from me, as I then looked down and saw the glow thingy on my neck. All laugh, then Diane intoduces us.

"Im Smidgy, from Chicago, and this is Nebo, who never once posted on ZZUB's trip re,,,,,

" OHH, you're ZZUB?" " I've read every,,,"
"No, I"m not ZZUB, I"m Nebo."

"One of your trip reports, and if I need a lawyer, can I call you?" "Do you have a card?"

"Honest, I'm really not ZZ,,, well, ok, and I looked through my wallet and handed her my "Aquarium Lodge" minnow swallower's club" card. She looked at it, looked up at me and gave me a funny look, then I said, "Oh, wrong card," and she handed it back to me.

I wandered away from this group over to the third , and last, little satellite groupage.
Singing to myself; (I'm not Lisa, my name is Nebo)

There were 3 couples standing in this last group. Intros all around again, and they were friendly. One woman said, "Nebo?" "Did you write a trip report?"
Holy cow! I wanted to pick her up and hug her.
"Yeah, I started reading it, but you were having a posting problem, and I never went back to it."
Spiffy. At that point, I was brand new on the Dis and had problems posting, but cleared that up two weeks into the trip report.

But this group was friendly, and fun to talk to, so we hung around with them for a while. One couple that I got a kick out of talking to was from England, and I got such a kick out of their accents, that I started talking like them a bit. After two elbows in the ribs from Diane, I went back up to make us each another drink.

Back at the pool, Diane wasn't there, but one of the englisher's said she ran inot the food court to get you something to eat, before they closed.

So, I got to stand there like an idiot holdint two drinks till she came back.
She came back with a hot dog and fries. This was very appreciated, since my fettucine alfredo probably ended up in the dog.
Ok, that's a code with us meaning " I made dinner, you weren't here, so ask the dog how it was".

We talked a bit more, drank our drinks and said our goodbyes.

There was one depressing thing about meeting these people tonight.
Most of them had either arrived today, or yesterday. And all bright eye'd and filled with expectations on their BRAND NEW TRIP to Disney.
And we have to leave the next day.

But, another thing was, this wasn't anybody I knew. Or talked to online.
Man, if it was You Guys? I couldn't think of anything I'd rather be doing than meet with Jaime, Melinda, Marita, Kay, Monica, Belinda, monymony, winkers, Tiggerwannabe, Bunniesmom, Angela, Rhonda, Suzflee,,,,I'm sorry, I can't name you all, but wow, now THAT would be fun.

back in the room, I scarfed down my cold hot dog, and we were dead tired and went to our respective beds. Yes, that is the beauty of double beds in hotel rooms, she can't elbow me and tell me to roll over to stop snoring.
Plus, she has to make a real effort if she has any plans on stealing my pillows.

I read for a while, soon I heard her snor,,,, Oh, I'm sorry, hmm, ok, she was audibly respirating. Huh? What'dya think? Does that work?

I turned off the light, and while lying there in the dark, in between "audible respirations" I thought I heard a ticking noise. I had to get up and go to the john anyway, so I tried to trace the ticking sound. Yep, it was definately coming from Diane's fanny pack. No way I'm looking in there.

But, on the way back to the bed, I swore I also heard the sound comimg from my own wallet. :scared:
 
Yeah! It's Thursday. What could be better on a cold very windy night than a Nebo sighting. Well, maybe the Blues just scoring 2 goals in 30 secs to tie the hockey game. I'm sad that there's only one more day left. When do you go back?? I'll have to keep an eye out.
Angela
 
Marita and Winkers, I'm not sure how the Thursday thingy got started, but Monday is also a usual post night.

But, it's Thursday. Time to write.

I knew that! By the way, tonight is very special for me - it's Thursday, so it's nebo night... but it's also Survivor night (you have NO idea how close it came to being PIZZA night, too!), and Meg's at a concert, so it's naked night! Whoo- Hoo!!!

Wish I had something.

Anybody?
Always!

"Still," she says, "Put this on." And she hands me a lime green mickey.
"What am I going to do with this?"
And I hold it up to my forehead, "Ok, where's the staple gun?"

:happytv:

I was about 4 weeks into the first trip report at this time, and thinking of just quitting. But Tiggerbell wouldn't let me. But it had just recently shown signs of picking up.

You can all thank me with Disney Dollars!

One woman said; "Oh Nebo, I remember your name. Didn't you post on ZZUB a couple of times?"

"Um, well, uh, no. That is actually the rest of the world you are confusing me with."

Ouch! :headache:

This group that we were talking to , you could tell were really close, internet friends, so we mingled off to a sattelite group, off to the side.

I wandered away from this group over to the third , and last, little satellite groupage.
Singing to myself; (I'm not Lisa, my name is Nebo)

Sadly, I've been there. I did one DisMeet in the area and was not exactly overwhelmed with welcomeness...

There was one depressing thing about meeting these people tonight.
Most of them had either arrived today, or yesterday. And all bright eye'd and filled with expectations on their BRAND NEW TRIP to Disney.
And we have to leave the next day.

DIS TIP: Always arrange Dis Meets on your first night to avoid dealing with the newly arrived jerks. BE a newly arrived jerk instead!

But, another thing was, this wasn't anybody I knew. Or talked to online.
Man, if it was You Guys? I couldn't think of anything I'd rather be doing than meet with Jaime, Melinda, Marita, Kay, Monica, Belinda, monymony, winkers, Tiggerwannabe, Bunniesmom, Angela, Rhonda, Suzflee,,,,I'm sorry, I can't name you all, but wow, now THAT would be fun.

And we're back to nebo's harem! :rotfl2: Actually, I'm having lunch with TyRy Saturday - I started reading her trip report and it turns out she lives in my town!


I turned off the light, and while lying there in the dark, in between "audible respirations" I thought I heard a ticking noise. I had to get up and go to the john anyway, so I tried to trace the ticking sound. Yep, it was definately coming from Diane's fanny pack. No way I'm looking in there.

But, on the way back to the bed, I swore I also heard the sound comimg from my own wallet. :scared:


Wow! I had almost forgotten about the timebomb! Nice!!!
 
Nebo,
Thanks for including me in your harem. I feel the :love:

Since my TR is only for a visit of one day, I don't think I'll get close to your 35 pages but I've loved doing it. Tiggerbell and Lala even came over to visit. Hmm, is Lala one of your fans or does she favor Zzub??...hmmmm

and I forgot to include this in my report, but I came probably attired with my character shirts. Bright pink NEMO for travel day, and Pooh, Eeyore and TIGGER for the park day.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

Thanks for another smiley night at my computer :cheer2:
 
hello.
Yes Melinda, not everything goes perfect on vacation, and you hate to include the icky stuff, but,,, you have to. Heck, even Dory and Marlin had their arguments, and I still watch that over and over.

I think its Epcot actually - everytime we go to Epcot my DH and I get into an argument over something otherwise relatively minor

But, it's Thursday. Time to write.

YAY!!!

But, another thing was, this wasn't anybody I knew. Or talked to online.
Man, if it was You Guys? I couldn't think of anything I'd rather be doing than meet with Jaime, Melinda, Marita, Kay, Monica, Belinda, monymony, winkers, Tiggerwannabe, Bunniesmom, Angela, Rhonda, Suzflee,,,,I'm sorry, I can't name you all, but wow, now THAT would be fun.

:sad1: can i play too?


I read for a while, soon I heard her snor,,,, Oh, I'm sorry, hmm, ok, she was audibly respirating. Huh? What'dya think? Does that work?

:lmao:

But, on the way back to the bed, I swore I also heard the sound comimg from my own wallet. :scared:

very good show this past week nebo (& smidgy!!!)!!! I missed you last week and spent tonight catching up...(I wont be going to Sturgis, going back to Daytona but your friend can go)

I am scared about the ticking wallet!!! :scared1:

waiting patientlypopcorn:: to hear more!!!
 
Originally Posted by nebo
But, another thing was, this wasn't anybody I knew. Or talked to online.
Man, if it was You Guys? I couldn't think of anything I'd rather be doing than meet with Jaime, Melinda, Marita, Kay, Monica, Belinda, monymony, winkers, Tiggerwannabe, Bunniesmom, Angela, Rhonda, Suzflee,,,,I'm sorry, I can't name you all, but wow, now THAT would be fun.

You only had one minor typo in there...apparantly I am Tiggerbellewannabe now, remember?

:lmao:

Gotta Love Her~

Great installment again little Nebo...

Last day? :(

Yeah, When *is* your next trip? You guys put together a meet I can get to I am soooo there ::yes::

The ticking time bomb huh? Can't wait to read more~

LYMI!

c.
 
Nebo, great report again! Very funny.

I am available for a meet just about daily, LOL. Be sure to coordinate it with my sis Kay though (who left on vacation without me!)

I went to the Maelstrom Meet, if any of you read any of those reports. Just for a couple of hours though. I am in a couple of the meet pics. I wasn't part of the late night shennanigans.
Great to put names and faces together, more than just pics!

I hate your trip is coming close to the end, can you come back soon for another trip please?
 
But, another thing was, this wasn't anybody I knew. Or talked to online.
Man, if it was You Guys? I couldn't think of anything I'd rather be doing than meet with Jaime, Melinda, Marita, Kay, Monica, Belinda, monymony, winkers, Tiggerwannabe, Bunniesmom, Angela, Rhonda, Suzflee,,,,I'm sorry, I can't name you all, but wow, now THAT would be fun.
God willing and free dining....plan for the last week of September. We'll call it the Nebo Family Reunion! Sorry your DIS meet wasn't all that. And I DON"T like that ticking sound!!! :scared:
 












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