GUESS WHO'S COMING TO FREE DINNER, or, Feeding Nebo,,,,completed

Warning! This is a blurb. This is not an actual trip report installment, just a blurb. Should you see evidence that this is actually a trip installment, please take cover immediately. You will be advised then what to do.

Boy, even I admit, I'm getting wierder all the time. Must be from trying to subsidize the lack of Pk's with copious quanities of collective counter served alcoholic beverages. Hmm, ok, go back and exchange the I and the E in weirder, and move the T over in Quantities. I'm too lazy to do it.

now,,,,
I am sorry to hear that Inspector Nebo Clouseau was once again unable to find the elusive DeVine. Instead he barged in on a couple who thought they'd found a private spot to be alone, accosted a perfectly harmless arborvitae, and frightened one of the resident grasshoppers. DeVine is probably trying to avoid you, having heard of your other mishaps at Disney. She's afraid you'll bump into her, trip over her roots, then rip out handfuls of grapes and leaves in an attempt to save yourself from falling. She doesn't want to spend weeks in the greenhouse having new growth grafted onto her.The CM wouldn't tell you where to find her, because he probably has orders to radio her with your wherabouts so she can make sure she's on the other side of the park. Haven't you thought it was awfully suspicious that nearly everyone but you has been able to find her?


Yes, Kay, I have begun to start believing this. I actually added up all the times we have been in the park, We have been here seven times now. And yes, definately developing an inferiority complex when it comes to this park.

My therapist says get over it. He has been to Epcot many times and never seen DeTime. Says it's a big Grandfather Clock that walks around and blends in at World Showcase.

Diane says he's just messing with me.

I'm starting to wonder.

Oh, and hey, look who's back from rehab!
Lexmelinda.

Yes, Melinda, she really said this,
[Originally Posted by nebo
"Oh my Gawd, so do you shave your head or is that from , like, chemo treatment or something
/QUOTE]

Like I said, she was a real bundle of nerves getting on that ride, and attacked that nerve problem with a constant stream of chatter. She would've told me every place she ever found an Easter egg, if I would have asked her.

Tiggerwannabe, Man, from your pics, she does blend in well. I don't feel quite so bad now.
The picture Melinda has posted had her face sticking out like a Paris Hilton in a group shot photo.
I think Melinda went at her with a chain saw first, to clear it away for a photo. Yes, she's been known to do that.

Luvhockey, thanks for hanging with us here. I wish I could hang with the Blackhawks, but, to be honest, they suck! Martin Havlat is the only guy earning his money.

Ok, ok, shut up. It was about ten to eight when we walked out of Dino land and headed for the exit. I figured no problem getting to Cap'n Jacks by nine.

HA. Silly Goose.

Walked over to the Saratoga Springs bus stop. It is the closest resort to Downtown Disney, and we then have options of taking a "boat" there, or, "bus", or , "walking" from there. Confounding to me, is that there is no direct bus from the AK to there. Ok, fine, we always wanted to check out SS, anyway. You know, just for the sake of checking it out, not that we would ever have the money to buy a DVC.

So, we got on an SS bus , pretty quick, actually, had to wait there for a bit to fill up. On the way, Diane started talking to other SS ers, and asked where the boat dock was, how to get there from the drop off bus stop, and even where the walkway was to Downtown Disney.

She was met with blank stares.
I'm not kidding.
All these people that were just talking to her while I had my head buried in the seat for not finding Devine again, just kind of mumbled , but nothing helpful that could actually be used.
Now I perked up, not hearing an answer, and I mentioned to her, "Hey, the bus driver has to know, right?"


"Yeah, good idea."

I'm sorry, this bus ride was starting to feel a little too spooky for my blood.

I see her walk up to the front of the bus, and talk to him for a few minutes.

She comes back , and tells me "He doesn't know."

My response; "Ok, what doesn't he know?"
"He doesn't know where the boat dock is there, or where the walkway is, or anything."

"Oh."

Now, Diane is back to talking to the Zombies again.
Now, I"m definately creeping out.

"Look, all we want to do is get to our dinner reservation at Cap'n Jack's.
Can you tell me what works the best to get there?"

What made this even freakier, was when Diane walked up and talked to the bus driver, he turned the inside lights on.
Now, many drivers leave the lights on I have noticed, just a preference.

But he had them off, at first, now they were on.
Ok, this is a "You had to be there" thing. But with the lights on, the people chatting with Diane that now refused, of didn't know, to answer her questions, seemed even more bizzarre.

The woman that asked us how we liked the Animal Kingdom, when we got on the bus, was now picking things out of her young son's head and popping them in her mouth.
The chubby woman in the pink pants suit that got on with an empty stroller was now nibbling on her wrist.

I kept waiting for the voiceover from Rod S.
"Yes, tonight, you are the star."

Ok, I might have exaggerated a little bit here, but, really, no one could tell us anything about the resort. And these are people that are "staying" there.

One woman finally said; " Oh, we are going to Pleasure Island too, just get off with us at the first stop."

I saw a few heads nod in agreement.

Ok, that wasn't so hard, was it?

And then the bus pulled into Saratoga Springs.

And he stopped.
It was a bus stop.
And we got off.
We were the only ones that got off.

"Um, Honey?"
"Did I do an unexpected dose off somewhere along the way? Wasn't there a few people that just told you they were getting off at the first stop also?"

She was just as confused as I was. " I don't know." "That's what they told me."

Yep, the "creeps" are setting in again.

Give me a second to try to descibe the setting, here.

We have never been here. Nobody got off the bus with us like they said they will.

There is absolutely NO ONE waiting for a bus here, to go anywhere.

And it is pitch Black!

There were a few hidden road side lamps in the foliage I think, but a few renegade lightning bugs would drown out those lights.

And we waited for a bus.
ANd waited.
I looked around, there was a kind of lit up building off behind us, not sure if it was the front desk or what.
But by us here and now, vewwy, vewwy dark.

And absolutely NO bus arrived, while waiting for the downtown Disney bus.
This didn't make any sense to me. It's Friday night, Epcot, EMH! Open till 12.

"Diane, doesn't it seem strange that no busses have come?"
"Yes."

We got there about 8: 30, it was now five to nine. And not only no busses, not a single person showed up.

If I let my mind run with it, this whole trip from the AK was getting creepier by the minute. And I could tell she was feeling it too.

So, I did what comes naturally to me. I had told her that I'm going to walk over and check out the front of the building here, (just to see if it's real),
and I did. Well, kinda.

Then I circled back behind her sitting on the bench and said, " They're coming for you Barbara!." Ok, this is a long standing joke in our house, it's a line from "Night of the Living Dead", the original.

Then I said right away, " They're coming for you Diane."

"Ha ha, real funny, you have pulled that joke a few too man,,,,,"

Her head swung around when she saw what I was suddenly staring at.

And here are these people , kind of lurching at us just materializing out of the dark.
Diane stood up and gasped.
I crouched down behind Diane.

Ok, ok, I'm taking liberties with the facts again.
But really, this is pretty much what transpired.

The people walking up, were the same ones that said get off when they do at the first stop.
Diane pointed that out to me, and all I could do was shrug.

Finally, a bus pulled up, the first bus we have seen in over twenty minutes.
And it was a Downtown Disney bus.

After we got on, there was another stop in SS. And now, the other people that told us to get off at the first stop got back on. To this day, I still don't get it. Never did get to check out anything at SS, but the one bus stop I know intimately. ;)
 
Truly creepy. Why would there be a bus stop where it's pitch black?? DH & I are thinking about Cap'n Jacks. Can't wait to here how it was.
Yes you're right the Blackhawks s...well you know what I mean coming from a Blues fan. Hey how 'bout them Cubbies. Sorry that was cruel wasn't it?
Heh Heh Heh
 
Truly creepy. Why would there be a bus stop where it's pitch black?? DH & I are thinking about Cap'n Jacks. Can't wait to here how it was.
Yes you're right the Blackhawks s...well you know what I mean coming from a Blues fan. Hey how 'bout them Cubbies. Sorry that was cruel wasn't it?
Heh Heh Heh

I'm agreeing with the truly creepy - yikes!!! Get to the part about Cap'n Jack's - we're eating there for the first time in May.

And, as a White Sox fan, "Hey, how 'bout them Cubbies?" is just really, really, really funny!!! :rotfl: Right, nebo? Rhonda? Smidgey?
 
ok, the round about trip was REALLY weird!! they REALLY should revamp the transportation system. do you want us to go back to our resort and stay there? OR do you want us to go to downtown disney? well. then by golly make it easy for us! youwant us to spend NIGHTIME MONEY, give us a direct bus from ANY park, TO downtown disney. DUH!
OK we FINALLY make it to downtown disney will not steal nebo's story. BUT it amazes me that , even at CORAL REEF it is so difficult to get a little 8 oz. lobster tail at disney. BUT at capt' Jack's I ordered the 2 TAILS and I LOVED it. he HATED his steak. (I tried it, it was BAD) the steak was terrible, but I loved my lobster.. lobster tail is not something I would order back home, just not in my price range, but I felt like a queen . ""I'll get the two tails please", just like I order it all the time..
s if you eat there , the view is great if you get a window seat, and the lobster is great. (had the carb cake appetizernot sure if I would like it, but, heck, it's free, and it was good). just don't count on a good steak
 

just don't count on a good steak
That's why we can't eat at Jacks.......no great steak for DH. He ate a filet every night we were there. Have you been to Narcoossee's? They have a filet/lobster combo or a whole lobster. Two credits but sounds great. Maybe better than Hoop Dee Doo Revue? Did you like HDD, Diane?? I have a feeling if you didn't like it, I won't either. Thanks........
 
Thanks Smidgy, I can get steak at many restaurants but 2 lobster tails. I'm there. Will have to rethink our ADR's.
Angela
 
Wow, this episode does sound like the Twilight Zone, minus the Tower of Terror. It's more like the Bus Stop of Terror. With what little knowledge I have of Saratoga Springs, it sounds like you got off at one of the multiple bus stops scattered throughout this expansive resort. There should have been a bus stop near the boat dock. There IS a boat that runs between SS and Downtown Disney. There is also a walkway between SS and DTD. I know because Lowell and I walked it, and I'm not sure we started out exactly right, either, because it was a pretty long walk, and we walked in the daytime when we could see where we were going. Heaven help you finding your way in the dark.

It sounds to me like the people who gave you directions didn't know their way around the resort yet, themselves. They must have gotten off at the wrong stop, found themselves in the wrong section of the resort, so got back on the bus again rather than wander aimlessly through miles of walkways in the dark looking for their building. That's the only thing that makes sense to me.

I've been thinking more about your problem finding DeVine. I think you need to disguise yourselves as shrubs and try to sneak up on her that way. The CMs with the radios won't be able to warn her that you're around, and if she doesn't see you coming, you should be able to shuffle right up close to her before she can get away. ;)
 
That's why we can't eat at Jacks.......no great steak for DH. He ate a filet every night we were there. Have you been to Narcoossee's? They have a filet/lobster combo or a whole lobster. Two credits but sounds great. Maybe better than Hoop Dee Doo Revue? Did you like HDD, Diane?? I have a feeling if you didn't like it, I won't either. Thanks........


We ate at Narcoossee's in September. I had the surf 'n turf, my daughter had the 2# lobster. We weren't impressed with either the food or the service. I'd much rather spend the 2 table service credits on HDDR. Much more fun!
 
Ok, fine. I just checked in to see if I offended anybody by last night's report. nope

No offense, none taken.
I do see that I am no longer needed, though.
So this will probably be my last post.

Smidgy, I guess, will carry on.

Hey, Angela? Not sure how old you are, but there was a time when I DID Love Hockey. And I remember a player on the Blues named Red Berenson, who one night scored SEVEN goals in a game. This goes back to the seventies. Hey, if they can talk soap operas , I can talk about Red.

Tiggerbell:

[QUOTEI'm agreeing with the truly creepy - yikes!!! Get to the part about Cap'n Jack's - we're eating there for the first time in May][/QUOTE]

Read smidgy.

Lexmelinda, glad to see you're all dried out now.
That's why we can't eat at Jacks.......no great steak for DH. He ate a filet every night we were there. Have you been to Narcoossee's? They have a filet/lobster combo or a whole lobster. Two credits but sounds great. Maybe better than Hoop Dee Doo Revue? Did you like HDD, Diane?? I have a feeling if you didn't like it, I won't either. Thanks........

Read Smidgy, or Diane

And Kay, my one, true , friend in DIS. Thank you. From now on, I can be found reading "completed trip reports" pretending to post clever stuff. And just finish my life in anonymity. By the way, if you do post on Smidgie's posts"? Would you please tell her they are called "Crab Cakes?" Not Carb cakes?" Ok, beam me up, Mickey, Donald has taken over the orchestra.
:sad1: :confused3 :confused:
 
MMMMmmmm, carb cakes...

That last half-instalment was a little scarry. I'm sacred of zombies at Disney now.


Hey, I've never seen De vine "neither". What gives? Pesticides in my Victoria Secret perfume? I didn't know I had a complex about it till a minute ago. :upsidedow

Next time to AK, I'm on a mission. A QUEST for DeVine!
 
No offense, none taken.
I do see that I am no longer needed, though.
So this will probably be my last post.

Smidgy, I guess, will carry on.


Hokay, I've been lurking here for a while and I never post around much......
but this sounds like mutiny! Can't be havin' that! I'll take the port side, youen's take the starboard side and get this TR back!

pirate:
 
No offense, none taken.
I do see that I am no longer needed, though.
So this will probably be my last post.

Smidgy, I guess, will carry on.


Hokay, I've been lurking here for a while and I never post around much......
but this sounds like mutiny! Can't be havin' that! I'll take the port side, youen's take the starboard side and get this TR back!

pirate:


I'm torn. I don't know which side to be on. I know!! STEVE, DIANE: Whichever of you comes over and digs my car out, gets my vote for whom (yeah, that's right!) should continue this report. (and bring a shovel, I don't own one!)
 
MY VALENTINE'S CARD TO STEVE AND DIANE:



On February One and Four

Your spouse you always should adore

It’s a day for love as you can see

Forget the past and please agree

Though sometimes things can make you mad

They seldom are so very bad

So please come back and make us smile

And entertain us for awhile

We like your stories, we like you

And we are sad when you are blue

You shared the trip now share your story

No matter which one gets the glory.

God made you One as man and wife

So you can have a happy life. :hug:
 
MY VALENTINE'S CARD TO STEVE AND DIANE:



On February One and Four

Your spouse you always should adore

It’s a day for love as you can see

Forget the past and please agree

Though sometimes things can make you mad

They seldom are so very bad

So please come back and make us smile

And entertain us for awhile

We like your stories, we like you

And we are sad when you are blue

You shared the trip now share your story

No matter which one gets the glory.

God made you One as man and wife

So you can have a happy life. :hug:

Is this why I had to shovel out my own car this morning?????? WITH A PLASTIC DUSTPAN?????? :scared:
 
<scuttles over to aquarium><tap tap tap>
fishy?!? hello fishy!

<goes to find net>......:fish:
 
Now, I've already got a problem with that ticket. O'hare is ORD? and Orlando International Airport is MCO?
Fine, who makes up these abbreviations anyway?

Well in the US it is the FAA and most them actually do make sense.

ORD is from Orchard Field (the original name of O'hare).

MCO is from McCoy AFB
 
don't you guys get nebo's weird sense of humor by now? It was a JOKE! we are not angry with each other, there is no mutiny, I am not taking over his TR. (not only wouldn't I , I COULDN'T) and he isn't really staying away,; but after he wrote that, his back went out AGAIN! poor baby (tigger, otherwise he would have been right over to dig out your car::laughing: )
he is consoling himself by lying on the couch reading the Disney Unofficial Guide for the umptheenth time, and... the ATLAS. he spent 2 hours yesterday studying the Atlas, looking for a more interesting route to orlando.
(at least he knows how to amuse himself:rotfl: )
 
ps. I would've TOLD him the joke wouldn't work, that everyone would take it seriously, but I would NEVER correct Nebo:rolleyes1
 
don't you guys get nebo's weird sense of humor by now? It was a JOKE! we are not angry with each other, there is no mutiny, I am not taking over his TR. (not only wouldn't I , I COULDN'T) and he isn't really staying away,; but after he wrote that, his back went out AGAIN! poor baby (tigger, otherwise he would have been right over to dig out your car::laughing: )
he is consoling himself by lying on the couch reading the Disney Unofficial Guide for the umptheenth time, and... the ATLAS. he spent 2 hours yesterday studying the Atlas, looking for a more interesting route to orlando.
(at least he knows how to amuse himself:rotfl: )

Well that's a relief. At first I thought it was a joke, but then it didn't seem like it. Thanks for the update!!!! :banana: :banana: :banana: Tell him get better soon!
 




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