Grumpy & Dopey - October 2007 - Lost Property

[GrumpyUK]

Dear Disney Lost Property,

I returned today from a two week holiday and to my horror I found that I had lost something.

I stayed at the All Star-Movies Resort and had an Ultimate Park Hopper Ticket and the Disney Dining Plan.

When I checked in I distinctly remember having a reasonably flat stomach. I appear to have mislaid this, or it has been stolen. Possibly by brigands.

I appreciate that you have many people who appear to have lost their waistlines but mine was particularly dear to me as it was purchased as a result of many punishing hours at the gym and 150 crunches every day. (I noted that many people seem to have misunderstood the purpose of crunches and have eaten 150 crunchies every day).

Please help.

I will write again soon.

Grumpy

 

[Minniespal]

Brillant, I wonder what their response would be

 

[arieljasmine]

Yeah, a trip report from Grumpy! Welcome home, guys. I hope Disney are able to recover your waistline

Laur's

 

[jockey]

Great report! I do hope you find your waistline soon!

 

[natalielongstaff]

someone has stolen it for sure !! you will never see it again

 

[mandymouse]

 

[florida sun]

Looking forward to hearing more

 

[mark&sue]

Glad to hear you had a great time


susan

 

[carolfoy]

Dear Mr Grumpy

Whilst we understand your concerns let me inform you that in no way does Walt Disney World take responsibility for the fact that you are greedy, partook of the dining plan and failed to jog around our lovely resorts for the three hours a day it takes to relieve yourself of said disappearing waistline.
Having said that we sincerely hope that you and Dopey enjoyed your break in the magic and we look forward to hearing all about it.

 

[mumloveseeyore]

dear grumpy, i can confirm that their appear to be an organised gang operating in this area, a similar offence took place in pop century some time after 29 september with dh and i being victims of this heinous crime!

 

[UKDEB]

Welcome home, guys. I'm antiicipating a photo journal cataloguing the sad demise of your finely honed physique.

 

[Beth__WDW23/6/02]

Are you sure this is just a Disney Lost Property scenario,As I seem to have been victim of this appauling situation myself but I havent been to Disney

Looking forward to reading more.

 

[Chilly]

 

[Girlsontour]

Hey - i have lost half a stone whilst out there....should i write and thank them!!

 

[carolfoy]

Hey - i have lost half a stone whilst out there....should i write and thank them!!

it was her!!! - she stole it!!

 

[lexie32]

it was her!!! - she stole it!!

No sorry that was mine

Alex