Groan!!!

[WDWHound]

A sea mammal research group captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its expeditions. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"

"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor, "That would be defeeting the porpoise."

 

[DoeWDW]

I DID groan, but I giggled first! Thanks for the grin!

 

[Maleficent13]

Bad, very bad...

 

[Pooh67_68]

 

[oldkicker]

I went to a summer camp that was right on the beach.

Each of us had to take a turn preparing a meal for our fellow campers and for the porpoises that swam just off shore.

When it was my turn, it was for breakfast.

Once it was ready I declared "Breakfast is ready for all in tents and porpoises."



See what you've started, Hound!

 

[flaps]

 

[Deb in IA]

Now, what is the porpoise of this thread???

 

[oogieboogie]

OKAY! This is one that deserves a big ol' SNERK!

 

[Dan Murphy]

LOL, Hound.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

 

[alabamaalan]

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the beach, he spied two sea lions asleep in the sand. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his vegetarian diet of mostly chicked peas, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.... what?
A super callused fragile mystic with chick pea halitosis.