greenban's trip report: Part 1

[Rash]

Rash is being PC??? What is this world coming to?

If you squint real hard, you should be able to read between the lines for the hidden insult.

 

[wtpclc]

Comments such as "utter waste of human potential" and "offensive to families, plant life, and single celled organisms" were directed at you in general, not your trip report.

Squinting really hard now...

By the way, if you get the good stuff pm'd to you can you send it my way?

 

[Rash]

By the way, if you get the good stuff pm'd to you can you send it my way?

Will do. Greenban, can you help us out?

 

[idratherbeinwdw]

Squinting really hard now...

By the way, if you get the good stuff pm'd to you can you send it my way?

Ooooo me too me too!

 

[manning]

Seems to me the report has been

fair and balanced.

 

[greenban]

interesting trip report. BTW, our 2005 Toyota Sienna minivan also has the seats that split,fold and disapear into the floor. I don't know how you feel about Toyota products, but we like it. I think the 2005 Honda Odessey has them too. Just an idea for next time.
Looking forward to part 2.

Great Point!

I love Toyotas (I've had three) and Hondas are also much more reliable than the Dodge, but in March 2004 when we ordered our 2005 Demonseed, it was the ONLY available vehicle with the stow & go option!

-Tony

 

[greenban]

Well, since this is such a lovefest, I thought I'd better make clear to you that my first response was in jest and I am enjoying your report. Comments such as "utter waste of human potential" and "offensive to families, plant life, and single celled organisms" were directed at you in general, not your trip report.

Hey guys, I believe you can't DISh it if you can't take it...

I got Rashes comments for what they were, good natured banter. I even got the fact that they were directly directly at me and not my report.

But to be fair. I blew it with my likes/dislikes line. I was trying to be funny, but forgot about other people's sensitivities, and I try to keep that style of posts on the Community Board, not here with my DVC family.

Thanks for all the support. Anymore and (as Deb and Mar will attest to) and I can get rid of my manssiere!

-Tony

P.S. I really love MOST of you guys!

 

[Tooneric]

Great report so far... It has drama, character development, conflict, and humor. You even offended half the readers! No doubt Hollywood has already contacted you for the movie rights.

We wait with anticipation for the next installment: Will it be Greenban, the Sequel, Greenban III, Revenge of the Sith, A Hitch Hiker's Guide to Greenban's Dimented Mind, Kingdom of Greenban, Greenban Does Disney...

 

[lllovell]

Hey guys, I believe you can't DISh it if you can't take it...

I got Rashes comments for what they were, good natured banter. I even got the fact that they were directly directly at me and not my report.

But to be fair. I blew it with my likes/dislikes line. I was trying to be funny, but forgot about other people's sensitivities, and I try to keep that style of posts on the Community Board, not here with my DVC family.

Thanks for all the support. Anymore and (as Deb and Mar will attest to) and I can get rid of my manssiere!

-Tony

P.S. I really love MOST of you guys!

I know you are NOT saying sorry for this!!! (even the liberal comment - which I will admit to being proudly ) Besides, does anyone ever really read what RASH writes?

 

[Rash]

Hey guys, I believe you can't DISh it if you can't take it...

I got Rashes comments for what they were, good natured banter. I even got the fact that they were directly directly at me and not my report.

I hope those who are familiar with my posting style realize that almost everything I submit is tinged with just a tiny bit of sarcasm. I assume that greenban and others know that my scathingly negative review of his report and the "directed at you personally" comment were strictly done for fun. Tears patter onto my keyboard at the thought that I may offend one of my fellow DISers (except Tooneric - never liked him).

(sarcasm alert) The lack of any social plans or meaningful extracurricular activities in my pathetic, feebile existence inspires in me neurotic anticipation for part 2 of the longest trip report ever. Save me greenban...you're my only hope..

P.S. I really love MOST of you guys!

Hey..that was directed at me wasn't it!

 

[Rash]

Besides, does anyone ever really read what RASH writes?

Ouch.

Perhaps this should be asked in the form of a poll? And if you're correct, noone will respond to it. I'll get right on it....

 

[lllovell]

Poor guy...first Greenban makes you cry and then I hurt you again....


*waiting for that poll* (oops - typed pool - which actually sounds better!!! Lets go swimming!!!)

for Rash aaaaaaaaaaa wait cooties!!!

 

[rayelias]

Man! I don't log on for one stinkin' day, and I miss Greenban's offensive thread.

I can't believe you caved in and changed it! At least the edited version still contains some scathing sarcasm and wit.

I think you should re-post it, so you have the opportunity of offending even more people. Or, in classic Greenban style, how about a poll asking whether or not you should re-post the original. (I vote "Yes")

 

[mrsR123]

Seems to me the report has been

fair and balanced.

Loved it!

Greenban: kudos for the most excellent and sub-tile foreshadowing. I'm all a quiver. (Which means I ought to change my other vote.)

 

[Tooneric]

Tears patter onto my keyboard at the thought that I may offend one of my fellow DISers (except Tooneric - never liked him).
QUOTE]

I am deeply hurt! After all I've done for you! Well, okay, I really haven't done anything for you, but I was thinking about it. Well, truth be told I hadn't thought about it at all. But now that I am thinking about it, I may have to have a little talk with the warden over at the asylum. Hmmmmm, if I give nurse Ratchet $20 and a bottle of itching powder... Beware, that ain't Pixie dust in your Tinkerbell underwear!

 

[Rash]

....Hmmmmm, if I give nurse Ratchet $20 and a bottle of itching powder... Beware, that ain't Pixie dust in your Tinkerbell underwear!

My name is Rash...you really think itching powder would bother me? Besides, it says right on the label - "Not effective on talking horses".

 

[Tooneric]

My name is Rash...you really think itching powder would bother me? Besides, it says right on the label - "Not effective on talking horses".

Didn't think of that. Guess I'll just ask her to get out her special thermometer.

 

[DisFlan]

Okay, okay...the report was just dandy. But I wanna hear about the FROGS. More frogs! Frog poetry! Frog Prose! Frog legs! No, wait...no legs. Well, maybe a couple. Batter fried.


DisFlan

 

[vettechick99]

Well I voted A: An excellent start, post more soon! and that's not just because you referred to me as an "immortal" trip reporter. Yeeeeeah, that was actually a lie. Flattery gets you everywhere.

I very much enjoyed part 1 and look forward to the rest. Til then, is a coupe ok? I got you the Heads-Up Display and Navigation. Welcome to the club.