One day about 3 years ago, I was cleaning the bedroom on a Saturday morning. My bedroom windows were open, and my next door neighbor and the neighbor who live behind me were standing in my driveway talking. I could not believe my ears!
My bathroom is on the third floor of my house. It has one small window which I cannot see out of unless I stand on my tiptoes. I usually kept the blinds open to let in the light as I got ready for work, as there was no way anyone could see in.
Except, of course, the husband of the woman who lived behind me, who apparently spent his mornings in his attic window with some binoculars, watching me shower and dress for work. He had apparently just been caught by said wife, who was now standing in my driveway telling my next door neighbor all about it!
My next door neighbor was appalled...at ME! And I quote: "How dare she do that! Did you call the police?? I would have her arrested for indecent exposure! I can't believe her!"
Um, I can do the jig naked in every room of my house if I want. It's MY house!

Every once in a while, I'm tempted to get out of the shower, get a stool and stand on it waving to my neighbor.
