Maybe, just maybe--Teresa's phone got stolen?
Much easier though to bash her for her pious voice mail greeting because it is just well...easier and the DISboard way. Because phones never, ever get stolen or used by other people.
i thought "the DIS way" was for somebody to come along and tinkle in the OP's cornflakes with their inability to see the humor in a situation?
That is too funny!
I asked him about it and he said it wasn't him. It took a long few minutes for me to realize that the text was from a number similar to DH's and was sent to me in error. 
Oh man I could have had a lot of fun leaving her a voicemail! "Hi Teresa...you don't know me but I received a text message from you that I believe was in error. I'm really glad that you must be in church praying about your anger management problems and looking for guidence to help you clean up your language"....
, Yep that would have done her in for sure!
Maybe, just maybe--Teresa's phone got stolen?
Much easier though to bash her for her pious voice mail greeting because it is just well...easier and the DISboard way. Because phones never, ever get stolen or used by other people.
That's hilarious!
Dh once received a voice mail message that was similar in nature...the caller was ranting and raving, going on about how lazy the person was, what a no-good such and such he was, how he better get over there right now to pick up his blankety blank children...and then she paused and said, "oh, and bring me a piece of chicken when you come!"
We were thinking that had the guy actually gotten the message, he would have probably poisoned that piece of chicken!
Oh man I could have had a lot of fun leaving her a voicemail! "Hi Teresa...you don't know me but I received a text message from you that I believe was in error. I'm really glad that you must be in church praying about your anger management problems and looking for guidence to help you clean up your language"....
Anyhoo...so DH CALLS THE SENDER back to inform them that they must've had the wrong number and that the whomever was supposed to get the message did not. Naturally the person didn't answer their phone, so he left a message.
The BEST part? The voicemail prompt he got when he called.
"Hi, this is Theresa. I'm either at the church or unable to answer the phone right now, so leave a message and HAVE A BLESSED DAY."
Indeed.
Calling the sender back is something that I would have done, too! The voicemail message is too funny.
But now that y'all make me remember it, perhaps I should have said yes and to bring it on over. 
Aww and to think i never get good ones like this
I got 1 from someone wanting to know if my kids could have a puppy. Alas no kids, and at the time no doggie budget. So no puppy
Also got a rambling apology from some guy in the middle of the night. I guess he had a bad breakup with his GF. I thought perhaps it should stay that way, so no reply to him either
