Goofy.....Salty Friend??

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!

For many years a certain white whale and
a tiny herring had been inseparable friends.

Wherever the white whale roamed in search of food,
the herring was sure to be swimming right along beside him.

One fine spring day the herring turned up off
the coast of Norway without his companion.

Naturally all the other fish were curious,
and an octopus finally asked the herring
what happened to his whale friend.


"How should I know?"
the herring replied......









........"Am I my blubber's kipper?"

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[Serena]

groooaaaannnn

good morning gp

 

[alabamaalan]

That blows, GP

 

[Dream]

Oh good grief.....this is baaaaad GP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hee hee....nothing "nice" is coming to mind....better tackle this one after another cup of coffee....and some time to clear these thoughts out of my mind!!!! LOL!! Whale puns can be ...um....naughty!!!!

 

[alabamaalan]

Now, now Dream...

It's all in the interpretation. If I say that I really have to hump it to come up with a whale pun, that isn't necessarily a blue comment.

 

[Dream]

Well this is true Al....but I can't stop laughfin at the things going thru my brain!!!

SO I think its best if I tread water today and watch you guys make the whale puns!!!!

 

[Indyman]

Killer joke, GP. Dream, one of the main porpoises for me visiting GP's jokes is to hear you spouting puns. Moby you can reconsider?

 

[oldkicker]

Laughfin?!?!?

I'm whaleing!!!

 

[Goofyposter]

Well.....this is some tail you all have orcastrated!

Did you have to werk at it...or was it just a fluke?

I was hoping to come up with some more puns..that didn't breach the pod of punniness!

Hey OK!....it's ok...yer nert hyperventilating are yer? Jurst don't have a calfman!! {wink}

Did ya knoe that the herring had a famous brother? He used to go around wearing shorts and would always have a decal on his left knee. His name was Barney....but we used to call him....barn-e-cale.

The sad part of all this is the whales' mom. She was a good gal....she had only one dream...and that was to own a pretty shawl. But DH whale was a tightwad....he scrimed every cent and she never did get what she wanted. That's how the couple came to be known as.....scrimshawl.

{teeth}

 

[Dream]

Ohhhhh my gosh....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Scrimshawl????

The little herring in this story has me wondering if he wouldn't have lost his friend if he hadn't been swimming beside him but rather in a roe ???