Goofy.....Fishing Tale?

[Goofyposter]

Groosch!!

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them
dropped his wallet.

As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet.

Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in.

Remarked one of the fisherman,
"That's the first time I've ever seen.......







.......carp-to-carp walleting."

Have A Great Day Everybody!!!

 

[tkyes]

do you get these out of bazooka gum or laughy taffy candy wrappers goofy?


Morning


Tamie

 

[alabamaalan]

Some days they are just crappie GP!

But we keep reading because you've got us all hooked!



And here we go....

 

[CathyCanada]

Something is starting to smell <i>fishy</i> about these stories you telling us, GP! Sound like tall <i>tails</i> and you had better change your <i>tun-a</i> else!!!!

CC

 

[olena]

Oh boy.....

 

[CathyCanada]

Sorry Heather but we just can't help ourselves when he <i>baits</i> us this way!!!!

 

[alabamaalan]

And he just begs for a reply by feeding us a straight line

 

[Goofyposter]

.......Reelly CC...Alan......

This is a true story!

It's been passed down for generations.....my ancestors were fins yer knoe!

Afterall....how could I spin such tails?

It's not like I troll the library lurking fer that whopper of a story!

I'd be afraid of fibb'in.....'cause if I did....Al might give me a shinner!

 

[CathyCanada]

We're on to you, GP!! You <i>perch</i> there just waiting to <i>bait</i>, you're the master! (slaps my own hand, sorry)

<i>Water</i> we going to do with you? Whatever floats your <i>boat</i>!
CC

 

[Dream]

Ohhhhhh....and on a Monday too!!!

GP...you truly scale the heights of slapstick and punnery! Then you leave us all here floundering for a reply!! Net net ....ya make us all feel kinda gilly !!

 

[alabamaalan]

(Darn you Cathy, I was about to use perch the same way! )

GP, I would never strike you, even if you went right up to the bream of my limits.

There are more weighty issues to tackle.

 

[JoNo]

I think it's a test of our funnybone. I hope this won't get weighted down!

 

[Goofyposter]

LOL!


Well I'm glad to hear that Al....I wouldn't want to git your hackles up!

That would be a reel drag...especially for a leader of the boards! It could cast a bad light on things.

And Dream.....you should take a Rod Trip......I know you're usally well anchored....but it could buoy you're spirits!

 

[Indyman]

GP, ole chum, I think it's time you tried a new comedy angle.

 

[catsrule]

 

[Goofyposter]

GP, ole chum, I think it's time you tried a new comedy angle.

SHssssss.......Indyman........

it's talk like that...that might spawn a frenzy!

 

[alabamaalan]

I'm more worried about where you are trying to lure dream off too!

I had a sinker-ing feeling there was trouble, but I assume you just meant she needed time away. It's easy to take a rod trip now that school is out.

I should never accuse you, though. Even if you get snagged you can put a positive spin on it!

 

[Dream]

LOL!!! Well GP....a rod trip....I like that school of thought! I'll just have to sea what I can do!! After all....a gull needs to have fin!

 

[Goofyposter]

Even if you get snagged you can put a positive spin on it!

I'm always angling Al !

 

[alabamaalan]

Dream,

My little feathered friend here liked your "gull" remark

I figured one bad tern deserved another.