Rumor has it that Pete has been hired as an undercover cast member to work in all areas of WDW, clandestinely, and report back to corporate to make them ultimately get their sh*t together. Speculation is that his first job is as Santa in the World Showcase then as Ee-Yore in FantasyLand. (See, I can say this 'cause I'm about the same build as Pete)
(BTW----YOU AINT LEAVING PETE---WE WON'T LET YOU!)
(BTW----YOU AINT LEAVING PETE---WE WON'T LET YOU!)