good books what one would you pick to read?

[DarrenSt]

PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or
"My Life"by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing

 

[Lynda Silk]

Darren,
You are HILARIOUS!!!!! You made my day!

 

[DarrenSt]

Glad I could help put a smile on your face Lynda hope to see you at the TO meet Lisa and I will hopefully be there with the kids.

 

[Lynda Silk]

I'm looking forward to seeing you and Lisa too at the meet!

And wasn't that a great game last night?!!!!

And last but not least, I forgot to say in my first post that after reading the mat leave thread, it was great to read this thread and laugh my head off!

 

[maryliz]

I have tears running down my face right now I am laughing so hard!

ML

 

[PoohBWV]

He he he

 

[DIZNYFAN]

So what book would you read LOL.

 

[Scratch42]

I've seen the movie!

Don't have to read it!



Scratch

 

[ChisJo]

I just about didn't read this post, but am I ever glad that I did. I am laughing so hard right now! Great post....completely made my night!
Jo

 

[eleanor]

Naughty naughty

 

[DIZNYFAN]

Nope not naughty but funny as hell IMHO LOL.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Good Post

Since we are all getting into the debates at the CB......I dare you go post that over there, and let's all see what happens!!


Too funny!

 

[DarrenSt]

It is posted over on the CB I think it has fallen to like page 3 or 4 there was only about 8 replies and they all thought it was funny.

 

[peigirl]

too funny