Friday, October 16, 2009:
I've been at WDW for a few days, and had yet to hit a park that wasn't Epcot. So what did I do? I wanted a ride on the Haunted Mansion and hopefully TTA before heading back for some food and wine mojo. Catherine came along, as we had nothing much better to do until the culinary demo at 1pm with Todd English. It's a shame that they were not letting people up the ramp to the TTA when we got there. Oh well. At least we got a ride on the Mansion. That's my favorite attraction, and I have been known to enter the Magic Kingdom, ride it and leave. So that's what I did.
We headed to Epcot on the monorail, ready to start noshing around the world.
What's up first?
Chicken Souvlaki with Tzatziki
Would you like some chicken with your tzatziki sauce? Seriously, I think the chicken has sausage envy from that Germany kiosk. What I had rated a Good, but it was just like food I get at Hub's, a Greek place near me.
Speaking of sausage envy, let's see what Canada has to offer. And no, I didn't get the cheese soup or the salmon. I had the
Spicy Chicken Sausage with Sweet Corn Polenta.
Ok, I know that dark blob on the left looks nasty, but if you separated out the glop, you'd find some carmelized onions. Mmm. And spicy? It delivered on spicy. The sweet corn polenta tasted like a sweet corn on the cob, and it balanced out the spicy. And I enjoyed a glass of Riesling with it.
Alcohol count: 1
The verdict? Excellent!
New Zealand was next, and I ordered the
Seared Sea Scallop with Vegetable Slaw and Lemon Oil.
What can I say? This is a bipolar dish. The scallop was cooked well. It tasted good. The slaw? I think if there was such a thing as absence of flavor, this slaw would be it. I ate some of it and waited to taste it. Kept waiting as the flavor took a holiday. Because the scallop was good, I'll give this an ok.
Time for New Orleans, a place to pig out! I ended up getting the
Crawfish Etoufée,
Praline Bread Pudding with Bourbon Caramel Sauce, and to wash it down,
Abita Purple Haze beer.
I bought this purely to reminisce about last year's festival. I already knew I liked all three items last year, and I'm happy to say they are just as good this year.
Alcohol count: 2
Excellent for everything!
So where do you stop before heading to the Festival Center for a culinary demo? Mexico, of course! We went to the Ditch for a margarita.
This is the Pepino, made with cucumber and carmelized pineapple juice. I call it tasty.
Alcohol count: 3
And yes, it was Excellent.
Catherine and I hung out for a while, and we ended up noticing the couple at the table next to us were savoring a tequila poured in a tasting glass, not a shot glass. Curiosity got the better of me, so I asked what they were sharing. They pointed out a bottle over the bar area, an aged specialty rare tequila that cost somewhere in the $40-50 price range. Yikes! That's a lot of money for a glass of tequila!
I was starting to feel the effects of the margarita, but I was not drunk. That would happen later that night. I was just feeling a little "happy".
We walked to the Festival Center to meet up with other friends going to the Todd English demo. One friend doesn't eat beef, which was being served that day, so she opted out for a refund. So that left Catherine and I to see Chelsi and Jason, as well as Tony. Catherine, Tony and I ended up at a table back to back with Chelsi and Jason, which allowed me to make wisecracks during the demo.
Much to Catherine's and Chelsi's annoyance and/or delight, depending on who you ask. I was pretty bad, fueled a bit by the alcohol I had earlier. It's almost a good thing they only serve a thimbleful of wine at these culinary demos. Right? {dramatic pause} Right?
The recipe was for:
Four Story Hill Farm Dry Aged Beef with Anson Mills Corn Polenta, Seasonal Mushroom Ragout and Swiss Chard
Paired with
Figge Cellars "Sycamore Flat" Syrah
Anyway, here's Todd.
He's showing us his meat.

(Yes, I believe I said that to Catherine, Chelsi and Jason.) It was a nice piece of ribeye. I think I said that Pam Smith, the MC, she wanted Todd's meat, too.

I was evil, I tell you! I kept making snarky comments during Todd's presentation. I did not say anything during the Figge wine presenter's speech. He was cute. According to Brenda, Todd looks like a leather Muppet. So that got me to thinking, I want to call him Muppet Jerky. So henceforth, Todd English will be referred to as Muppet Jerky.
Oh, you want to see the demo food?
Sorry it's not the greatest photo, but I thought it tasted good. The thimbleful of wine was very good. It was a pity that Mr. Figge told us they only have a limited quantity of their wines. I would have wanted to buy a bottle. This gets a Good.
And because my mind was in the gutter, when Todd was showing the mushroom to the camera, the TV monitors for the close up looked a bit...naughty. Before I could make another comment, Catherine might have said, "Don't say it!" I giggled and did not comment on the mushrooms, no matter how much I wanted to. I behaved for the rest of the demo, but I know that they were amused.
Muppet Jerky did make a snarky comment about the wine pours lacking, so he got his dig in, too. He cooked a little, posed a lot, and allowed the masses to admire him.
Next: Signature Dinner at Muppet Jerky bluezoo.