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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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- Nov 25, 2001
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A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was
raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As
he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up
to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking
down. "Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man
agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and
offered the man a drink.
As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly
afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's
plenty; would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely
meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the girl
said, "I have had a marvelous evening, would you like
to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with
every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye!"
raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As
he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up
to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking
down. "Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man
agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and
offered the man a drink.
As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly
afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's
plenty; would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely
meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the girl
said, "I have had a marvelous evening, would you like
to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with
every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye!"
