Give me some conversation starters...

[The Mystery Machine]

LOVE that movie! Made me want a Newfoundland in the worst way!

Oh I know ....having a big fluffy huge dog named "Mother Teresa" really made you feel "fuzzy".

 

[sunnyday123]

Oh I know ....having a big fluffy huge dog named "Mother Teresa" really made you feel "fuzzy".

they have definitely been added to my "List of future dogs".....this is the longest I've ever been without a dog, the cats are not digging walking on a leash!

 

[dcentity2000]

"Did you fall out of heaven, you clumsy oaf?"



Rich::

 

[ThreeMusketeers]

So you'll be at my family's Turkey day???

Seriously, I've just learned to go with the flow and am truly thankful that I'm not like them.

Keep your purse close, leave all medications at home, and always try to one-up the compulsive liar. That in itself is the funniest way to pass the night.

Oh, and a really good red wine is Don Marchelgo (sp). Good luck.

omg! LOL!!!

 

[ThreeMusketeers]

I loved that show! Cracked me up!!

As for conversation starters....talk about your "co-workers". One just so happens to be a drug addict, one is a compulsive liar...several are total know it alls! Make up stuff as you go along....how will they know? Tell them what a pain it is to have to listen to all their drama & problems all day and you're just thankful that you have a "normal" family to enjoy.

Good luck!

LOL!
Thank you all for the comic relief!

I love the tarrot card idea too...I will "READ THEIR FUTURE"...NO PROBLEM AT ALL..I don't even need their hand!!! LOL