I'll give you a fix.
We had booked a room at the All Star Sports Resort. Before we checked in there, we went over to the Contemporary Resort to ride the monorail. I couldn't help but notice that the hotel was half empty. No big deal, just an observation. Anyway, we check into the All Star and go to bed. Well, my boy has a habit of stashing small snacks between the mattress. He's so cute. So, I'm removing the pizza pie, buffalo wings and 2 liter coke from the mattress when I notice it is crawling with bed bugs. How disgusting!!! I immediately called the manager and demanded he come and see for himself. Well, this manager proceeds to tell me that it was in fact the eight pounds of food that my little angel had been stashing in the mattress, which attracted the bugs from outside. Hogwash!!! I of course demanded a new, clean room at the Contemporary Resort. He offers me another room at his roach motel. Does he think I am blind? That I can't see the trail of ants crawling from the leftover food and storing it in my snowflake's butt crack? Well, I rush my son into the bathtub to bathe him, but guess what - their tubs must only be for little people, for my son would not fit in it. They are only three feet wide, while my boy is five feet wide. Did anyone put any thought into the construction of these rooms? Well, cut to three weeks later and we are back home. My son suddenly comes down with swine flu. I am convinced that he got it at that horrible motel. It was probably transmitted through his butt crack by one of those dirty sugar ants. I am so mad that I tipped that manager two dollars for upgrading up to a Contemporary Resort Suite Room, free of charge. Now I have to somehow get my child medical attention, but there is a hurricane outside. I wouldn't have to brave this hurricane if only Disney could provide sanitary lodging for its guests.
And another thing... Where's my two dollars?
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I'm sorry! Thanks for the many laughs! I'm just very sorry. I will remember last night forever! I must go now! There's some talking dog in a car asking me if i want candy... I better get in the car before they leave!
