Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[WDWtraveler27]

I have to go again but i'll leavesome chocolate out for the tag fairy !

 

[Tink_Or_Belle]

I got tagged back in 1812 it was about someone who named their kids about Dunkin Donuts or something lol at the time I said I was set for life

 

[ajk912]

Ok - one drink down and feeling groovy.

Quick question - my upcoming trip in January, which was originally supposed to be just the 2 girls, now the others want to come. I have a BLT studio reserved and am wondering - can we fit all 5 of us in there? Disney won't care if it is 2 or 5 just so long as we pay our money, right? We are a close family and don't mind squishing.

OK - that's really my last contribution of the night.

Oh, you will be fine. We cram 20 of us into a Pop Century room. We just sleep in stacks. Getting into the parks is tricky though... luckily we are all super skinny so we just pair up with wide sweaters and sweatpants so we can get two people in for the price of one. And of course, in our family, 8 is the cutoff to be under 3. We figure by the time you are nine you can't pass for 35 months anymore. We teach our kids young how to squat when they walk to be shorter, and to always carry a baby bottle.

 

[Wall-E1]

Why don't you sit down?

What exactly did you think would happen here?

You're completely free to go.

I'm really sorry.

She said she just wanted a friend.

Please don't call my wife.

I have a sixteen year old daughter at home.

This will never happen again.

 

[LondonUnderground]

I would like some medical advice about my son's crack. So, I will issue this warning.

WARNING: My next post will contain a medical photo of my son's injured crack. Please remove small children and frail senior citizens from the room!!!

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X5

This sounds like the beginning of one of those Chris Hansen hidden camera "To Catch a Predator" stings.

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X6

Here is my baby boy's butt crack, if anyone is interested...

You see, there is still visible scarring on his bum bum. As you can see from the photo, I have applied a thick coat of baby powder. Do you think I should take him to a doctor?

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X7

Psh, I got tagged TWICE in one day.

PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my comment got coloured, and i got a tag, and my location and that got coloured in. so HAR! and and and! the tags are in purple, red and greeeeeeeeeeeeen

 

[LondonUnderground]

I'm really sorry.

She said she just wanted a friend.

Please don't call my wife.

I have a sixteen year old daughter at home.

This will never happen again.

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X8

haha, dude, you really need to stick to your promises xD one minute your liek OMG I HATE YOU ALL IM LEAVING FOREVER YOUR ALL SO HORRIBLE then the next your joking around and posting loads.

you never cease to amuse/confuse me.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

I'm really sorry.

She said she just wanted a friend.

Please don't call my wife.

I have a sixteen year old daughter at home.

This will never happen again.

First, move all your money into an account with just YOUR name on it.

Then get copies of all your documents.

Then change the locks on all your doors.

Unless of course you want to work things out. In that case, just forget what I said and delete all your emails.

 

[I Am What I Am]

EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X5



EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X6



EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC FAILEN X7



PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my comment got coloured, and i got a tag, and my location and that got coloured in. so HAR! and and and! the tags are in purple, red and greeeeeeeeeeeeen

Yeah, well... I GOT A SCROLLING TAG. So there.

 

[Wall-E1]

OMG! Why on earth did you put baby powder on his poor little tushie?

Don't you know that is worstest thing ever? It'll scar for sure.

This is why I come to the Disboards. What should I do? Should I dab his butt crack with a damp cloth?

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

This is why I come to the Disboards. What should I do? Should I dab his butt crack with a damp cloth?

It has to be damp with his own spittle. He needs his own enzymes to heal that wound.

 

[I Am What I Am]

This is why I come to the Disboards. What should I do? Should I dab his butt crack with a damp cloth?

The best thing for it is air.

 

[sunnyday123]

This is why I come to the Disboards. What should I do? Should I dab his butt crack with a damp cloth?

spray some windex on it.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm always late to the party. I was part of the original thread, came over here and then left work at 2 p.m. Did some running after work, ate dinner and sat down to find that my last post was on page 7 and the thread was now up to page 48 and I completely missed out on TagFest '09.

I just think that OP owes a nod of gratitude in his acceptance speech for "Best Freakin' Thread of '09" to the OP in the other thread for planting the seed of greatness in his mind.

 

[Wall-E1]

Welll....NOW the truth has come out as to WHY your snowflake needs the ECV. You FAKED the sprained ankle so your very overweight son could get special treatment.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!?!? I suppose I also faked my son's injured butt crack! Well I never! I'm going to start one of new years resolutions a little early. I was saving it for midnight, but no! It starts now! I will never, and I mean ever, post on these Disboards again!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

how dare you, sir?!?!? I suppose i also faked my son's injured butt crack! Well i never! I'm going to start one of new years resolutions a little early. I was saving it for midnight, but no! It starts now! I will never, and i mean ever, post on these disboards again!!! good day sir!!!

10...9....8....7

 

[PrincessKsMom]

6....5....4....3

 

[sunnyday123]

how dare you, sir?!?!? I suppose i also faked my son's injured butt crack! Well i never! I'm going to start one of new years resolutions a little early. I was saving it for midnight, but no! It starts now! I will never, and i mean ever, post on these disboards again!!! Good day sir!!!

yage # 9,632

 

[angwill]

How about some Monkey butt powder for your special snowflakes crack?

 

[sunnyday123]

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!?!? I suppose I also faked my son's injured butt crack! Well I never! I'm going to start one of new years resolutions a little early. I was saving it for midnight, but no! It starts now! I will never, and I mean ever, post on these Disboards again!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!

Hey, I just thought of something!

You are a YAGErmeister!

 

[Wall-E1]

I'm always late to the party. I was part of the original thread, came over here and then left work at 2 p.m. Did some running after work, ate dinner and sat down to find that my last post was on page 7 and the thread was now up to page 48 and I completely missed out on TagFest '09.

I just think that OP owes a nod of gratitude in his acceptance speech for "Best Freakin' Thread of '09" to the OP in the other thread for planting the seed of greatness in his mind.

You're absolutely right. I do have a confession to make. This thread had all been part of a grand experiment. You see, a sad and lonely poster on another thread was asking why nobody views his threads. Several offered opinions, including me. Then the seed of a new idea germinated in my brain. I wondered if I used several of the suggested "bait words", would it be successful in rounding up the wild Disers that roam the savannah? It proved to be a great success. I would offer up an applauding smiley face for that OP, if only I had one, but I don't. In its place I would like to honor him with this...

If anyone one like to view the thread where this scientific experiment originated, here it is...http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2360046