My sister's princess
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Here we go again...
Is this thread in its final season yet?
Not everyone has won a car yet, so I would say no
Here we go again...
Is this thread in its final season yet?
I say we can all homeschool you! I bet we can learn you real good![]()
I got some at the hair salon. There is a brand called Sexy Hair or something to that effect, they had lotion by the same brand and it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intoxicating. I wish I could smear it on my screen so you could smell it.
Funny story, and it is true!
When I set up my Disney Visa they were asking me when I wanted my payments due, the guy said "your payments will be due on the X of the month, is this a magical time of the month for you?"
I almost died I laughed so hard
Snapped is outstanding for cheering yourself up--I look at it as proof positive that no matter how bad my situation may seem on a given day, someone else has it SO MUCH WORSE. Of course, I'm also a true-crime buff, and I like Snapped more than some of the other shows out there because damn, some of these chicks are NUTS.
I have some sad news to report to you about Sam the Eagle. This just came over the news wire for immediate release.
Sam the Eagle possibly brutally murdered in his dressing room
At approximately 5:30 p.m. this afternoon, Miss Piggy discovered what appears to be the remains of Sam the Eagle in his dressing room. The victim had been defeathered, grilled and sauteed with mushrooms in a light chili sauce. Positive i.d. is pending dna results. Detectives on the scene are treating this as a homicide. The police are currently gathering a list of suspects. We have learned that not only were Sam's feathers found at the scene, but other feathers belonging to the duck family. They have also found a blue sailor cap that did not belong to Sam.
We are learning details about Sam's final days at the Muppetvision attraction. According to Gonzo, Sam was in a heated battle with Mickey Mouse over his current contract. In it, there was an early retirement clause that Mickey wanted to trigger in a cost saving measure for the company. Sam was being paid as an upper tier performer, due to his many years of service, and wanted to complete his contract. At their last meeting, Gonzo states that he overheard Mickey Mouse say to Sam, "You will not live to see the end of the contract. I can guarantee that."
Detectives also released financial records that show Mickey Mouse transferred a large cash sum into Donald Duck's personal savings account just after that meeting.
We also must report that we now received word that something may have happened to Kermit the Frog. He appears to be missing. Kermit, an outspoken critic of Mickey Mouse's current cost cutting measures has been very vocal about his disapproval over recent downgrades to Muppetvision, which is currently undergoing a change to 1-D, from the current 3-D. Duck feathers were once again found at the scene, in his dressing room.
Police are asking anyone with information on the whereabouts of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to please contact authorities immediately. Do not approach these suspects, as they may be armed and dangerous. They were last seen fleeing into Neverland.
If these suspects are found to be the perpetrators, both Mickey and Donald could be charged with 1st degree birdslaughter. Additionally, if it is found that Donald participated in eating Sam, he could also be charged with cannibalism.
Snapped is outstanding for cheering yourself up--I look at it as proof positive that no matter how bad my situation may seem on a given day, someone else has it SO MUCH WORSE. Of course, I'm also a true-crime buff, and I like Snapped more than some of the other shows out there because damn, some of these chicks are NUTS.
Im sure i will learn very good! I B4 E xcept @ftR sea
Nope that's how I took itDid I take it the wrong way or is a "girl" thing? That's how I took it.![]()
Is she wearing a wig?![]()
What channel is bridezillas on? Or station really.
Didn't you see where she was talking about how everyone wishes they had hair like her's? This is my fav. episode
I think some of these may graduate to Snapped!
No such luck on finding bridezilla. There are a million commercials on though, so i'm possibly missing it.
It was actually Sam's twin. Sam's living in a senior community in West Palm.I was just reminiscing about some of the big stories of 2009. Does anyone remember this one? It happened in the fall, around Halloween...
It was actually Sam's twin. Sam's living in a senior community in West Palm.
keep trying WE, platinum weddings is on next