I once got this serving tray, which was apparently "bulletproof"?!!?
Even though I don't serve anything when I have people over (nor does my non-existant butler), and I am very, very rarely shot at, it was "the thought that counted." Wait what?
I try to live in that fantasy of "it's the thought that counts," but let's be realistic, and admit that it isn't always the thought that counts. I'd prefer a big bag of nothing, instead of some odd bright red and royal blue serving tray that is supposedly bulletproof.
I told a friend that I had this tray that was bulletproof, and just amazing for serving things, you know if you are into that whole thing. Well he didn't really do any serving either, but he did hunt. He took that tray with him to test it out, and let's just say that I thankfully never relied on it to serve as a flak jacket, because I wouldn't be writing this post if I had.
Moral of the story is never wear a serving tray to protect you if you ever find yourself in a position where you are being hunted or shot at; and simply don't give a gift if you don't have the aptitude to think of something even moderately worthwhile to give someone. A gift should bring the giver and the getter a little happiness, not be something that requires an explanation of what else you need to use it, how nice it would be to play with if you had batteries, how cool it will be when the child grows into it, how much it will cost you to have it, or last but not least the "bullet-proof" properties of an item which clearly would have no purpose being made out of a bullet proof material.