"Get Off My Lawn"

Original19

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One thing I really appreciate about the podcast team is their wide reach and ability to connect with many different personalities. I would assume that most listeners are able to personally identify with each member of the team.

Using myself as an example of what I mean; I am an epicurean like Kevin and a graphic designer like Corey. I can be very opinionated like Pete and purposeful and organized like Julie. I also love my personal space and take pride in things I have worked hard to obtain... so, naturally, when John said he refers to his neighbor lady as "get off my lawn" I roared!

Let me briefly explain why I found this so amusing.

In my neighborhood it is not only popular but also fashionable to host bonfires (regardless of the fact that most lawns are no larger than one quarter acre). I have no problem with get-togethers and parties as long as party guests remain well behaved. This is never the case with my neighbor and his bonfire parties - which typically go well into the night.

These always seem go about the same way. Drinking begins promptly at 8:00 PM. People begin showing up between 8:30 and 9:00 PM. At some point the men will separate themselves from the herd and will congregate around someone's car. In many cases the hood will be raised and engine revving commences. Someone may leave to get more liquor. They'll get lost on the way back, call, and someone far less drunk will go to retrieve them.

Around midnight the party reaches a fever pitch. Now I feel I must point out that if you are a grown man or woman there is absolutely no reason to do a rebel yell every time someone throws another log on the fire.

Sometime between 1:00 and 3:00 AM one of the women will walk down the driveway, crying, flip-flops in hand. Her "man" will curse her, taunt her, and may even tell her she can go ahead and walk home to her Momma. About 10 seconds later he will be flat on his a-double-s with flip flop marks about his face and shoulders.

Somebody will threaten to call the police. All the men (and some of the women) will dare this person to do so stating they're not afraid of the police. Within five minutes these same people are diving into cars, basements, and shrubbery to avoid the approaching cop cars.

It's like Hee Haw on acid.

John, if the strangest thing my neighbor did was get her mail in full make up... let me assure you it would be a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for the awesome podcast!
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: How old are your neighbors? :rotfl: :rotfl:
I would love to watch it all....at a safe distance. :rotfl:
 
Unfortunately we have some bad neighbors as well. Most of them don't have loud parties until 3 AM, but they all have horribly inflated egos and think that people who don't drive Hummers or Escalades are total losers... not to mention their annoying "yip-yip" dogs who bark outside until all hours of the night. :sad2:
 
... not to mention their annoying "yip-yip" dogs who bark outside until all hours of the night. :sad2:

I hear ya! The neighbor to the left of us has two large dogs but often watch their friend's dogs. Would that be considered dogsitting?

Anyway, last weekend they watched this little ... it looked like the head of a mop with legs and a nose. This little mutt sat at their screen door and barked the entire time they were across the street at yet another one of these bonfire parties (different neighbor than the one mentioned above). And it was this "Yip yip yip. Yip yip yip. Yip yip yip". This was rhythmic barking!

:headache:
 

Dont get me started on neighbours...
OK, I already am...
Last summer the guy across the street decided (on his own accord) that he would "do me a favour" and try out his new tree pruning skills (he had recently been hired by a landscaping company) on 4 cedar trees at the front of our house, about 12' tall.
While I was at work.
DW and kids out and about shopping.
These trees had branches that came right to/from the ground and hid 4 ugly concrete piers about 18" tall that had been there since we bought and were originally hidden by planters.
Anyway, he took 2' off the bottom of each, exposing the piers.
After confronting him and explaining their function, he replied "The branches will grow back, man, dont worry!"
UMMMM.....trees grow from the top UP you (insert fave explative here)......:furious:

He moved shortly after, with a police escort (NOT my doing, his GF's for "other" reasons.)

:rotfl: :rotfl: How old are your neighbors? :rotfl: :rotfl:
I would love to watch it all....at a safe distance. :rotfl:

So would I!!!

How about a live Webcam??? :rotfl2: :lmao:
 
Wow all my neighbor is doing is booking she and I at a DVC resort in May for a girls weekend.
 
One thing I really appreciate about the podcast team is their wide reach and ability to connect with many different personalities. I would assume that most listeners are able to personally identify with each member of the team.

Using myself as an example of what I mean; I am an epicurean like Kevin and a graphic designer like Corey. I can be very opinionated like Pete and purposeful and organized like Julie. I also love my personal space and take pride in things I have worked hard to obtain... so, naturally, when John said he refers to his neighbor lady as "get off my lawn" I roared!

Let me briefly explain why I found this so amusing.

In my neighborhood it is not only popular but also fashionable to host bonfires (regardless of the fact that most lawns are no larger than one quarter acre). I have no problem with get-togethers and parties as long as party guests remain well behaved. This is never the case with my neighbor and his bonfire parties - which typically go well into the night.

These always seem go about the same way. Drinking begins promptly at 8:00 PM. People begin showing up between 8:30 and 9:00 PM. At some point the men will separate themselves from the herd and will congregate around someone's car. In many cases the hood will be raised and engine revving commences. Someone may leave to get more liquor. They'll get lost on the way back, call, and someone far less drunk will go to retrieve them.

Around midnight the party reaches a fever pitch. Now I feel I must point out that if you are a grown man or woman there is absolutely no reason to do a rebel yell every time someone throws another log on the fire.

Sometime between 1:00 and 3:00 AM one of the women will walk down the driveway, crying, flip-flops in hand. Her "man" will curse her, taunt her, and may even tell her she can go ahead and walk home to her Momma. About 10 seconds later he will be flat on his a-double-s with flip flop marks about his face and shoulders.

Somebody will threaten to call the police. All the men (and some of the women) will dare this person to do so stating they're not afraid of the police. Within five minutes these same people are diving into cars, basements, and shrubbery to avoid the approaching cop cars.

It's like Hee Haw on acid.

John, if the strangest thing my neighbor did was get her mail in full make up... let me assure you it would be a breath of fresh air.

Thanks for the awesome podcast!

Sounds like my kind of neighborhood. :lmao:
 
I hear ya! The neighbor to the left of us has two large dogs but often watch their friend's dogs. Would that be considered dogsitting?

Anyway, last weekend they watched this little ... it looked like the head of a mop with legs and a nose. This little mutt sat at their screen door and barked the entire time they were across the street at yet another one of these bonfire parties (different neighbor than the one mentioned above). And it was this "Yip yip yip. Yip yip yip. Yip yip yip". This was rhythmic barking!

:headache:

Our neighbors to the left also have two dogs, but they are small (miniature poodles.) Only one of the couple works and the other stays home with the dogs. She lets them out at 6 AM, 7 AM, 10 AM, 12 PM, 3 PM, 6 PM, 8 PM, 10 PM, and 11 PM. So this is basically the entire day of "yip-yip" while she's gardening... luckily they keep their house and yard looking great, or I'd bet that someone (not me! well, maybe...) would have reported them to the homeowners association or hit the dogs over the head with a French baguette. :rolleyes:
 
I really do think it is sad when people can't seem to act their age! It is cool to let loose and drink and have fun but this sounds like a middle school dance with Alcohol? I hated those dances then why would I ever wanna go back?!

sorry your neighbors are crazy!
 
Orginal19, I live in a Georgia Manufactured Home Community... translation? Rebel Trailer Park. You described my neighborhood to a Tee... except instead of gathering around the hood of a car it's a pickup truck.
 
I live in a neighborhood with normal, well-behaved people. But this is fascinating reading. Someone should make a television series out of these tales.:happytv:
 
I thought this picture would tie in nicely with this thread:

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Also, it rained this last weekend but those in my neighborhood who work hard all week while looking forward to an all out drinking binge on weekend are not easily deterred. They had the party in their garage (sans bonfire).
 
I live in a pretty "expensive" neighborhood, so I there is a wide array of characters. We have lots of retired people and a half dozen families or so. We have one house we refer to as the Beverly Hillbillies. The kids never have more than shorts on, the wife from what I can tell only owns tank tops to show off her post-op "juggs" and the husband apparently buys fireworks in bulk. For some reason the "under-educated" seem to really enjoy fireworks. (I love them as much as the next guy, but only during the 4th of July week or so) For some reason this family thinks every day if July 4th and likes to celebrate. Also, we live in a developing golf course so the BH thought it would be a great idea to get some 4 wheelers. The "plan" according to them was to take them out via trailer for rides, well lets just say the trailer sits in an empty lot while D-cup Mom rides it up the street to see friends and her hubby runs it in the back yard on the soon to be golf course. I could go on and on, thank goodness I live far enough away that my backyard is very quiet and has a pool so we can hide :)
 





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