George Needs You!

[JC Drake]

I am writing this to all of you on the boards hoping, as the official campaign slogan writer, to garner some support for this write-in Presidential candidate.

First, it is not the George you all think, this one is just a little fuzzier and cuter than the current President. Ok, maybe not as fuzzy, but close.

What I am asking for here is your write-in vote this election day, not because you think he will win, but because you have always wondered what it would be like to pet and hold the President.

If George wins, he guarentees he will never wear clothes! When was the last time you heard that from a Presidential candidate? Wait....don't answer that.

On top of all that, you and I all know that George could easily win a "friendly" wrestling match with Monty Dog. That is the kind of tough political pooch we need in the White House.


So take a moment, stop thinking about those boring political issues and start thinking about a constitutional amemdment against cats! Write-in your vote for George on election day and make this world just a little safer for women who sit on the side of the road in lawn chairs!

- JC (official campaign slogan writer for George)

 

[SEAlla]

VERY CUTE!!!

He's got my vote

Susan

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Originally posted by JC Drake
I am writing this to all of you on the boards hoping, as the official campaign slogan writer, to garner some support for this write-in Presidential candidate.

First, it is not the George you all think, this one is just a little fuzzier and cuter than the current President. Ok, maybe not as fuzzy, but close.

What I am asking for here is your write-in vote this election day, not because you think he will win, but because you have always wondered what it would be like to pet and hold the President.

If George wins, he guarentees he will never wear clothes! When was the last time you heard that from a Presidential candidate? Wait....don't answer that.

On top of all that, you and I all know that George could easily win a "friendly" wrestling match with Monty Dog. That is the kind of tough political pooch we need in the White House.


So take a moment, stop thinking about those boring political issues and start thinking about a constitutional amemdment against cats! Write-in your vote for George on election day and make this world just a little safer for women who sit on the side of the road in lawn chairs!

- JC (official campaign slogan writer for George)

Lol!

I dunno....Monty Dog has been campaigning in the swing states for several months... I heard he's been giving out Snausages to all who attend his campaign rallies and of course he's been doing the usual stuff like barking about cats to his party and kissing puppies to come off as a family dog.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=621531&highlight=+Monty++Dog++2004

May the best dog win!

 

[Jolie C]

Go, Georgie Boy!! Rainy will be your secret service dog if you win! She has the shades for it.

 

[Chicago526]

Ah, but what is his position on pooper-scooper laws? The voters deserve to know!

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by JC Drake
I all know that George could easily win a "friendly" wrestling match with Monty Dog. [/IMG]

I am more of a cat fight person

 

[JC Drake]

Originally posted by Chicago526
Ah, but what is his position on pooper-scooper laws? The voters deserve to know!

George believes that all people should be allowed to scoop poop whereever they want and whenever they want!

Freedom of scoop for all!

- JC (Official slogan writer for George)

 

[cynsaun]

As George's campaign manager he would like for me to tell you that his platform is Dunkin Donuts for all.

He would further like for me to announce that his running mate is Rainy, the head of his secret service. She will be the first female to hold the V.P. position.

We will have to research the pooper-scooper laws before George can take a stand on it.

 

[Jolie C]

I want a Dunkin Donut, George!

 

[Knight]

I'll vote for George if there's a box of doughnuts in it for me.

 

[Knight]

Wait, what is the deal with the lawn chairs and the freeway? Okay, Jo and Cyn, fess up..... WHICH FREEWAY???