Geez Louise...

[edcrbnsoul]

I have a sad story to tell you
it may hurt your feelings a bit
this morning i stepped out the shower
and stepped in a pile of...

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

when i was in the french army
i went to look into my kit
expecting to find a crousanwich
the whole thing was filled up with

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

a baby fell out of a window
you'd think that his head would be split
but good luck was with him that morning
he fell in a pile of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

a lady died in a bath tub
she died of a terrible fit
in order to fufill her wishes
she's buried in six feet of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

now that this song is over
i'm tired of singing, i quit!
if any of you are offended,
go sit in a pile of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

 

[TNCarole]

I haven't heard that song in AGES. Thanks for the laugh, edcrbnsoul.

 

[TNCarole]

How about this one from a few years back:


Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

 

[catsrule]

Originally posted by Saffron
Hahahahaha. I just love this thread! Blondie and Mary Jo, you two are nuts.

Thank you for starting this Joan. {{{{Hugs}}}}

First Pop Daddy says I'm weird, now saffron says I'm nuts....

I am honored!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Heres a song we'd sing and if you messed it up you had to take a drink... be careful....

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man,
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture, for they haven't any grease.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.

You have to pluck them fresh, if they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable, could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday 'tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant pluckers come.

My good friend Godfrey's most adept, he's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking keeps us here together.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.

Me husband's in the woods all day, a-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries, then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies and there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchen' from me head down to me toes.

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

 

[mamajoan]

OMG!!!


Thank you so much for making me almost pee my pants because I am ROTFLM considerable AO!!!

The 14 yr old had me in tears this am.. I so needed this thread of silliness!!

 

[minniepumpernickel]

ROFL Saphron! Thanks!

 

[msdznyduck]

 

[Saffron]

I especially like those last couple of songs!

Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can you go

First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to limbo beat
Limbo ankolimboneee,
Bend back like a limbo tree
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Get yourself a limbo girl
Give that chic a limbo whirl
There's a limbo moon above
You will fall in limbo love
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Don't move that limbo bar
You'll be a limbo star
How low can you go

La la la la la la la ...

 

[mbb]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Heres a song we'd sing and if you messed it up you had to take a drink... be careful....


I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!

AAhhh, yes, the Kitchen Party, 2:30 in the morning song!!

You guys are toooooo funnny!!

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

Re: Pheasant Pluckers song

I couldn't even sing that song if I was sober. If I tried after a few drinks...I'd probably be arrested for sure.

 

[kejoda]

Originally posted by catsrule

What could be better than this?!?!

 

[mamajoan]

Silly kitty!

 

[Robinrs]

Originally posted by Saffron
I think the powers that be are just waiting for the CB to implode.

Maggie, I swear I just LOVE having you back!