Gee Whiz - I wish I had the time...

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ugg! I'm trying to lose 10 lbs & gained 2! :headache:


They do it to taunt you, don't you know. The fat cells... they band together! Evil, vile beings!!!! I threaten mine with liposuction and still they do not fear me. If only they could be trained for war.
 

And I hate pic's of really scary cats !! :scared1:

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Flour and Water ...how come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?

And then when you add eggs and sugar ...

And you get cake ???

Where did the glue go ???

NEED AN ANSWER ???

You know darned well where it went ... that's what makes the cake stick to yer

Butt !!
 
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Did youse just google scary cat...? :laughing:

Seriously tho....gonnae no dae that !! :scared1::scared1:

:rotfl:Of course I did!!! and I was so pleased with the one I found! It was perfect!

I agree about the whole butt glue thing. Very curious.
 
Flour and Water ...how come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?

And then when you add eggs and sugar ...

And you get cake ???

Where did the glue go ???

NEED AN ANSWER ???

You know darned well where it went ... that's what makes the cake stick to yer

Butt !!


So that's the problem. We're now back to pie or cake? Obviously my answer now is pie, 'cause the fruit must be an anti-adhesive! :rotfl:
 
I had a crappy email (the employee I fired is trying to sue me) so I'm drinking all of the ones my Scottish friend leaves behind.

And these scary cats are making poor Paris Hairless tremble with fear.

It's really sad how people don't take responsibility for themselves anymore. I have a few people I work with that are completely useless and inept, yet it's always someone else's fault when the poop hits the fan.
 
Hi guys! Haven't checked in for a while. Hope everyone is as boring as ever!

I need a vacation. Too bad I have no vacation time to spare and pregnancy really limits what I could do anyway...wah. There I feel better...
 
Hi guys! Haven't checked in for a while. Hope everyone is as boring as ever!

I need a vacation. Too bad I have no vacation time to spare and pregnancy really limits what I could do anyway...wah. There I feel better...

I would offer you one of the drinks from above but since you are pregnant.....





I will drink yours for you.
 
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