"Gay Lifestyle" Rant

LOLOL! How much? Got the check book right here! :teeth:

I am SO relieved. My faith in humanity is restored! :banana:
 
If you think any of that itinerary I posted is even remotely true, I have a nightclub to sell you at Pleasure Island! (Well I do like the theater!)

Breakfast for me is a pop tart and some coffee!

True? Gym at 6am? Ummmmm.... oookay.
 
If you think any of that itinerary I posted is even remotely true, I have a nightclub to sell you at Pleasure Island! (Well I do like the theater!)

Breakfast for me is a pop tart and some coffee!

Not even the part about trying to take over the world from 2-2:30? Aww man.....:goodvibes
 

Are you sure you all are gay? You have a frightening lack of imagination. Well, except Mike. ;) Your lives are every bit as boring as mine. So what exactly would be the advantage of "choosing" your lifestyle? Where are all the freaky ones that the bigots are afraid of? :confused3
 
Being that Corey travels for work so much, I can tell you that we have a very boring gay lifestyle.

Sunday: We take showers, dress, have coffee, take my meds, I walk the dogs, and Corey heads off to the airport to someplace that she doesn't want to be to work with people that don't want to hear/learn what she has to tell/teach them. I stay home and/or do the leftover weekly errands. I take care of our 3 dogs and 3 cats....food, water, meds. I use Sunday for tv watching, internet surfin', charity work, and basic sanity/reality checking.

Monday to Wedesday: I get up, shower, dress, walk the dogs, make sure that every creature in the house that needs medicine gets it, and then I go to work. Commute 40 minutes to work listening to a funny morning radio show, work 8 hours, commute home for an hour listening to NPR. When I get home, I am greeted by screaming cats and dogs with bursting bladders. I walk the dogs, feed & water the dogs, feed & water the cats, make dinner for myself, watch tv & surf the net, make sure that every creature in the house that needs medicine gets it, clean up, walk dogs every hour until 10pm, have a good night chat on the phone with Corey and go to bed. Fall asleep watching Rachel Maddow.

Thursday: I get up, shower, dress, walk the dogs, make sure that every creature in the house that needs medicine gets it, and then I go to work. Commute 40 minutes to work listening to a funny morning radio show, work 8 hours, commute home for an hour listening to NPR. When I get home, I am greeted by screaming cats and dogs with bursting bladders. I walk the dogs, feed & water the dogs, feed & water the cats, make dinner for myself, watch tv & surf the net, make sure that every creature in the house that needs medicine gets it, clean up, walk dogs every hour until 10pm, welcome Corey home at some point (usually if she comes home Friday then this is repeated on Friday), talk until 11pm, go to bed, fall asleep after watching Rachel Maddow.

Friday: I get up, shower, dress, take my meds, and go to work. Commute 40 minutes to work listening to a funny morning radio show, work 8 hours, commute home for an hour listening to NPR. Corey works from home doing web training sessions, conference calls, and lots of email. She takes care of the dogs and cats and all of those critter meds. She is also trying to train for a promotion right now. Corey is usually still working when I get home. She has been addicted to her work Crackberry for years, now she has the new Blackberry Storm, so it's a whole new level of addiction settling in. At some point, we go out for our "date night" dinner. Sometimes, it turns into a late night shopping spree at Walmart and Ingles for necessities and groceries for the weekend. We talk, hold hands, & kiss at stop lights on occasion. Once home, we stay up for at least an hour so that the dogs get another chance to potty, since their routine is shot with Corey home. Watch tv, surf the net, and go to bed. Sleep

Saturday: Wake up walk the dogs, make coffee, shower, dress, start the weekend rounds of shopping and errand running. Come back home, do all of Corey's laundry from the week & get her suitcase repacked. Corey works some getting ready for her travel on Sunday. We watch some tv, surf the net, and sometimes manage to find some time to just be alone together without the rest of the world weighing us down with stuff that seems more important than our relationship is. Eventually, it's bedtime. We both wish that Corey's job was one that let her stay home. We both try to snuggle a little closer and usually we fall asleep holding hands.

Repeat

Terribly unglamorous, but it's the short version of the truth. It sure seems like marriage to me.
 
Are you sure you all are gay? You have a frightening lack of imagination. Well, except Mike. ;) Your lives are every bit as boring as mine. So what exactly would be the advantage of "choosing" your lifestyle? Where are all the freaky ones that the bigots are afraid of? :confused3

We're here, we're as boring as they are, get used to it!
 
Folks like that just can't let go of the "American Dream" 2.5 kids, cars, dog and the picket fence. Especially if they're older. They want to seem hip to everything until it ultimately comes down to what they think is the right thing. If she says it again you have two choices. 1. Ignore her, she's ignorant or 2. Remind her of the conversation and that you would appreciate it if she could not mention things of that nature again.

Isn't it the "Canadian Dream" in Glenn's case? :confused3
Do Canadians have dreams?
Do Canadians dream in color or black and white?


We're here, we're as boring as they are, get used to it!

That is not true, this weekend I went to the movies to watch Bolt, and I went to a gay karaoke bar, and a straight hipster bar, and I sold some crack to Lindsay Lohan.

I say that qualifies as out of the norm excitement.
 
Isn't it the "Canadian Dream" in Glenn's case? :confused3
Do Canadians have dreams?
Do Canadians dream in color or black and white?




That is not true, this weekend I went to the movies to watch Bolt, and I went to a gay karaoke bar, and a straight hipster bar, and I sold some crack to Lindsay Lohan.

I say that qualifies as out of the norm excitement.
Yeah the "canadian dream" is to get into the NHL apparently. I don't do sports. Now as for hockey players mmmmmmmm ;)

And if we were just like the Epcot pavillion we Canadians would dream in plaid, it's the only thing we wear, we all eat maple syrup and salmon all the time.

I'm sorry but I don't OWN/WEAR/TOUCH plaid, I hate maple syrup and salmon!!!!
 
And if we were just like the Epcot pavillion we Canadians would dream in plaid, it's the only thing we wear, we all eat maple syrup and salmon all the time.

I'm sorry but I don't OWN/WEAR/TOUCH plaid, I hate maple syrup and salmon!!!!

Sorry...I love plaid shirts in a nice soft flannel cotton...granted, I don't own any at the moment, but, that's because they are really hard to find in women's cuts unless you want stupid pastel-y colours.

I also love maple syrup and I like salmon--but, I'm very particular about the quality of the cooking that goes with the salmon.

What about bagpipe playing men in kilts? :rolleyes1

Yeah...men in kilts are pretty good! My step-cousin got married last year to a Scottish girl and all his groomsmen were in kilts...it was an amusing evening of macho guys telling us how uncomfortable they were in them, but, they still looked good.

Sorry...I'm kinda like a stereotypical Canadian from the 70's. I enjoy shoveling the snow in my driveway too--despite getting 3-4 metres per year.
 
Jeesh! You guys are so yesterday!

This is my usual routine......


6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
6) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed



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Particularly like the hair appt...nice. But, as long as you have theater and cocktails in there, it counts as an interesting life style!!!

You guys are way too funny. You would think that if you were going to 'choose' a lifestyle, you would choose one that is more interesting than a 'straight' lifestyle. You're all just about as boring as the rest of us. Still...you do throw a mean party!!! Not exactly sure why that is, but it is.
Hey...maybe that's where the hostility comes from...blatant out and out jealousy over good party throwing!!
 
Yeah the "canadian dream" is to get into the NHL apparently. I don't do sports. Now as for hockey players mmmmmmmm ;)

And if we were just like the Epcot pavillion we Canadians would dream in plaid, it's the only thing we wear, we all eat maple syrup and salmon all the time.

I'm sorry but I don't OWN/WEAR/TOUCH plaid, I hate maple syrup and salmon!!!!

Holy crap! I'm Canadian?
 
I think one of the BIGGEST misconceptions, is we as gays/ lesbians are ALL about sex!! I laugh at that!! I have a 13yo dd, we stay on the go, we work, we travel, we go to church, we have family, we vote, we laugh, we are boring at times...we AREN'T, having sex 24/7, having orgies at our home, only associating with gays/ lesbians, we aren't flying a rainbow flag from our porch and we AREN'T all over eachother in public. Yup, we're just like any other NORMAL stable couple!! ;)
 













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