The Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the nations largest national gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender political organization is facing harsh criticism from other gay rights groups over the apparent loss of the 2008 Gay Agenda.
HRC spokesperson, Steven Fisher, broke the news yesterday at a press conference in New York. We had this years final gay agenda drafted. We sent one of our interns to make copies, and he inadvertently left it on a crosstown bus on his way to Kinkos.
The highly sensitive document, a political playbook of sorts for homosexual activists, was to be distributed to a select group of high-ranking gay rights leaders next month at the annual Lavender Law conference and Tea Dance.
When asked why HRC kept no backup copies, Fisher went on the defensive. You cant have multiple copies of the Agenda just floating around. As in prior years, we maintained only one copy of the 2006 Agenda to make certain it didnt fall into the wrong hands. Obviously, conservative Christian groups would love to get an advance peek of what were up to. Secrecy is vital! Our continued, successful assault on traditional family values depends on the element of surprise.
Fisher closed yesterdays press conference with assurances that steps were being taken to rectify the situation. HRC takes full responsibility for the Agendas loss. The intern has, of course, been shot. Also, weve made repeated calls to New York Transit Authoritys Lost and Found department.
But Fisher added that since the binder containing the Agenda has not been turned in as yet, we are appealing to the homosexual bus-riding community to be on the lookout for it. Its in a vinyl Hello Kitty Trapper Keeper. If anyone sees it, please contact HRC immediately.
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HRC spokesperson, Steven Fisher, broke the news yesterday at a press conference in New York. We had this years final gay agenda drafted. We sent one of our interns to make copies, and he inadvertently left it on a crosstown bus on his way to Kinkos.
The highly sensitive document, a political playbook of sorts for homosexual activists, was to be distributed to a select group of high-ranking gay rights leaders next month at the annual Lavender Law conference and Tea Dance.
When asked why HRC kept no backup copies, Fisher went on the defensive. You cant have multiple copies of the Agenda just floating around. As in prior years, we maintained only one copy of the 2006 Agenda to make certain it didnt fall into the wrong hands. Obviously, conservative Christian groups would love to get an advance peek of what were up to. Secrecy is vital! Our continued, successful assault on traditional family values depends on the element of surprise.
Fisher closed yesterdays press conference with assurances that steps were being taken to rectify the situation. HRC takes full responsibility for the Agendas loss. The intern has, of course, been shot. Also, weve made repeated calls to New York Transit Authoritys Lost and Found department.
But Fisher added that since the binder containing the Agenda has not been turned in as yet, we are appealing to the homosexual bus-riding community to be on the lookout for it. Its in a vinyl Hello Kitty Trapper Keeper. If anyone sees it, please contact HRC immediately.
(Source unknown)
