coolshannie
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Well these are phrases that throughout this girl's four years in high school were written down. These phrases were said by our Band teacher.. I don't know I found them funny so I thought I'd post them to see what you all think.
K-isms
(Gathered for your enjoyment by D.J.E.) ( I dont want to post her name so i put her initials.)
"CLEARLY!"
"I'm watching you because I am right in front of you and I can't help
it."
"You know what? Just get over the fact that I'm not picking on you."
"I'm all full of good news today!"
Grant: "My bad..."
K: "No, because I thought it was my fault."
"I have faith in you... I don't know about the trombones, but I have
faith in everyone else!"
"Cuz I know it's really important for Drew and Eric to be guccied up on
Saturday."
"You should be scared when your trumpet lashes out at you."
"You know, as I get older... which I did yesterday..."
"Not bigger like WHOA bigger... but bigger"
"How to tell someone they're dragging: We're ahead of you and it's not
because we're rushing."
"It's my aura!"
"At the academy they provide that love and attention that we clearly
can't provide here."
"So the only thing we can clearly do together as a band is say 'Bless
You'."
"If the flutes face that way they're going to run into a tree... see
like this look."
"This is what our trombone pedal tones sound like: ssssssss... like
maybe someone wrote a sea song... it's like someone let a balloon loose."
"THEY'RE DRUNK, NOT DEAD!"
(During pencil check): "Thank you for those of you who are holding up
they're pencils and not like your middle finger or something."
"So I've started throwing away [your] shoes and stuff, it's actually
been a bit liberating for me."
"Sarah, you can't hide behind Paige's hair!"
"If I can't see you it only makes me angry at you."
K: "Do I need to call home?"
Tanner: "If you want to"
K: "OH, I want to..."
"CLEARLY our music isn't CLEAR!"
"Okay that's just a bit freakish..."
"I don't know why it is that when I ask you to take a note down it like
affects your manhood or something!"
"We need to stop playing this like a slimy, logy worm..."
"When everybody hates you there must be a good reason."
"It's like... whaa!"
"Am I speaking in tongues?"
"You're getting them? OH, I feel them coming... they're being
telepathed to me now!"
"It's like cats are playing trumpet! Can I hear the trumpets at the
meow meow section?"
"What's up with you? Smallpox? No one sit by the horns! Gross
diseases..."
"This isn't Simon Says, this is respecting each other!"
"Do you think I have a magic wand?"
"You have to be careful with your mutes." (mute falls out) "Yeah, I'm
more powerful than you can imagine"
"I'm so tempted to cut off all your split ends, I really am."
Everyone except those people would be: everyone except those people
No because I think peer pressure is important
Im not having a seizure! Theres a crescendo there!
Ive decided today that winters over. I felt like someone needed to make
that decision
Im not the least bit patient
Thats what it is: panicked and schizophrenic.
Okay because this isnt quite tedious enough
Its important that we all dont gag at the end of this
Some people do other things to be center of attention, I wave a stick.
Oooo I was in a really good mood a second ago
silly choir people!
Like boop like a knife
You dont always get what you want, but if you try real hard, you get
what you need
"K, I'm making myself bleed"
"It's like the battle of... whatever"
"Are you grooming her? I mean I see that stuff on like PBS."
"Those are my annoucements I need to see the SUU people and I'm
freaking out"
"Clearly having a baby is more important"
"Alex, it's your lucky day, I'm talking to you more than once"
"K flutes, we need to stop that screechy thing"
"Presto! Like presto change-o"
"1 and 2 and you've been fa-king"
"Oh! A pattern! Let's do it again"
"What were they having a sale on haircuts or something? Play trombone!
Get your haircut!"
"What are you doing? Packing up? Going to Alaska?"
"could this be a little worse please because then I'd have complete
nightmares!"
"Okay... oh my gosh! I think I'm wearing navy blue socks with black
pants!... well... anyway..."
"it's like a joke: How many percussionists does it take to... yeah
whatever let's go..."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
"Contrary to popular belief, I AM a human being, not like the big ogre
monster of band"
K-isms
(Gathered for your enjoyment by D.J.E.) ( I dont want to post her name so i put her initials.)
"CLEARLY!"
"I'm watching you because I am right in front of you and I can't help
it."
"You know what? Just get over the fact that I'm not picking on you."
"I'm all full of good news today!"
Grant: "My bad..."
K: "No, because I thought it was my fault."
"I have faith in you... I don't know about the trombones, but I have
faith in everyone else!"
"Cuz I know it's really important for Drew and Eric to be guccied up on
Saturday."
"You should be scared when your trumpet lashes out at you."
"You know, as I get older... which I did yesterday..."
"Not bigger like WHOA bigger... but bigger"
"How to tell someone they're dragging: We're ahead of you and it's not
because we're rushing."
"It's my aura!"
"At the academy they provide that love and attention that we clearly
can't provide here."
"So the only thing we can clearly do together as a band is say 'Bless
You'."
"If the flutes face that way they're going to run into a tree... see
like this look."
"This is what our trombone pedal tones sound like: ssssssss... like
maybe someone wrote a sea song... it's like someone let a balloon loose."
"THEY'RE DRUNK, NOT DEAD!"
(During pencil check): "Thank you for those of you who are holding up
they're pencils and not like your middle finger or something."
"So I've started throwing away [your] shoes and stuff, it's actually
been a bit liberating for me."
"Sarah, you can't hide behind Paige's hair!"
"If I can't see you it only makes me angry at you."
K: "Do I need to call home?"
Tanner: "If you want to"
K: "OH, I want to..."
"CLEARLY our music isn't CLEAR!"
"Okay that's just a bit freakish..."
"I don't know why it is that when I ask you to take a note down it like
affects your manhood or something!"
"We need to stop playing this like a slimy, logy worm..."
"When everybody hates you there must be a good reason."
"It's like... whaa!"
"Am I speaking in tongues?"
"You're getting them? OH, I feel them coming... they're being
telepathed to me now!"
"It's like cats are playing trumpet! Can I hear the trumpets at the
meow meow section?"
"What's up with you? Smallpox? No one sit by the horns! Gross
diseases..."
"This isn't Simon Says, this is respecting each other!"
"Do you think I have a magic wand?"
"You have to be careful with your mutes." (mute falls out) "Yeah, I'm
more powerful than you can imagine"
"I'm so tempted to cut off all your split ends, I really am."
Everyone except those people would be: everyone except those people
No because I think peer pressure is important
Im not having a seizure! Theres a crescendo there!
Ive decided today that winters over. I felt like someone needed to make
that decision
Im not the least bit patient
Thats what it is: panicked and schizophrenic.
Okay because this isnt quite tedious enough
Its important that we all dont gag at the end of this
Some people do other things to be center of attention, I wave a stick.
Oooo I was in a really good mood a second ago
silly choir people!
Like boop like a knife
You dont always get what you want, but if you try real hard, you get
what you need
"K, I'm making myself bleed"
"It's like the battle of... whatever"
"Are you grooming her? I mean I see that stuff on like PBS."
"Those are my annoucements I need to see the SUU people and I'm
freaking out"
"Clearly having a baby is more important"
"Alex, it's your lucky day, I'm talking to you more than once"
"K flutes, we need to stop that screechy thing"
"Presto! Like presto change-o"
"1 and 2 and you've been fa-king"
"Oh! A pattern! Let's do it again"
"What were they having a sale on haircuts or something? Play trombone!
Get your haircut!"
"What are you doing? Packing up? Going to Alaska?"
"could this be a little worse please because then I'd have complete
nightmares!"
"Okay... oh my gosh! I think I'm wearing navy blue socks with black
pants!... well... anyway..."
"it's like a joke: How many percussionists does it take to... yeah
whatever let's go..."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
"Contrary to popular belief, I AM a human being, not like the big ogre
monster of band"
my friends and I could read these for hours... and we definately diserve a laugh or two out of her class.
Yes i could read these over and over and i would still laugh so hard i would fall out of my chair..
