Game: Speak only Seinfeld lines!

[cynsaun]

What am I... hard of smelling?

 

[Jimbo]

It moved!

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

I know what a reservation is.

I don't think that you do. You see, anyone can take a reservation, thing is to hoold the reservation--which is really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

 

[rhanditresmom]

Well, well...if it isn't the first lady of the American Theater.

 

[Jolie C]

"You remember my corporation, Kramerica Industries?"

 

[4greatboys]

"Don't interrupt the cycle. The machine is working. It knows what it's doing. Just let it finish."
"You're going to overdry it."
"You can't overdry."
"Why not?"
"The same reason you can't overwet."

 

[Bob Slydell]

He stole my move!! That was MY move!!

 

[rhanditresmom]

The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved."

 

[DukeStreetKing]

You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Hello Newman!

 

[barbeml]

"It shrinks? How do you guys walk around with those things?"

"Vandelay Industries!!! Vandelay Industries!!!!"

 

[CookieGVB]

Are you my schmoopy?

 

[AllyandJack]

Jimmy's new in town....Jimmy doesn't know many people......

 

[Jolie C]

"She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking."

 

[4greatboys]

"So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B". Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it."

 

[jrydberg]

You're hoarding moves?!? I'm over here rubbing two sticks together and you've got a Zippo!

 

[4greatboys]

"You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick."

 

[jrydberg]

Who moves from a pony country to a non-pony country?

 

[suzannen]

You're an anti-dentite!

 

[aprincessmom]

Elaine Bennis Kennedy Jr.